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I had (as the century old tradition is here) pork related stuff
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I think I shall imbibe a Bud for the occasion.Originally posted by PolarFoxI also wish you a "happy old-new year"
(new year at Julian [old] calendar)
Did any celebrates this holiday?
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I also wish you a "happy old-new year"
(new year at Julian [old] calendar)
Did any celebrates this holiday?
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I wish people a Merry Christmas regardless of religion. The Happy Holidays crowd can STFU.
I got tons of cool stuff this year though
LOTS of Hello Kitty stuff, for weeaboo I was.
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RULES !!Originally posted by StingyPaprika chips and cookies!Originally posted by pookyHow about vegetarian ?Originally posted by bungieWhat are you eating? fish? pork? turkey?
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Don't make stupid comment if you don't know anything about it. You embarras yourself :?Originally posted by PolarFoxvegetarian is not balanced.
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Paprika chips and cookies!Originally posted by pookyHow about vegetarian ?Originally posted by bungieWhat are you eating? fish? pork? turkey?
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How about vegetarian ?Originally posted by bungieWhat are you eating? fish? pork? turkey?
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LOLOriginally posted by Buzzafter the fish yesterday on christmas eve I got argentinian hare today...they are quite yummy...thanks Argentina...that's globalization...seems that all german bunnies has been already shot...

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after the fish yesterday on christmas eve I got argentinian hare today...they are quite yummy...thanks Argentina...that's globalization...seems that all german bunnies has been already shot...
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I'm disagree with Rowan, I love turkey
, but it's your opinion not mine ;)
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:'DOriginally posted by StingyIt's the truth!
The average time that presents from "Santa" are set out by parent's is 5:30 AM.
The average time that children wake up is 7 AM.
1 hour and 30 mins is more than enough time for Santa to visit every house in a timezone. Of course doesn't do the whole world in that time. Since he only needs to do it in that timezone. He can move from zone to zone with little thought about time. Rumor has it that he visits every house in a timezone in less than 45 minutes. He spends the rest of the time refilling with his high calorie diet of cookies and milk. This would normally be unhealthy, but when you move at a pace just under the speed of light, calories are burned very quickly.
However, since only 1 person has ever seen him, and few truly believe, most parents lay presents out for their children. While Santa's peaceful nature would never ever make a scene over this, he does dislike it. And in return, simple skips houses that already have presents. He never misses a chance for food though so he still eats his cookies and drinks his milk.
As rates of disbelief in Santa grow, more parents put presents under the tree, which leads to Santa having to overstock more and more presents. The leftover toys are burned at his factory in the North Pole. Obviously leading to a massive amount of greenhouse gas. If you notice, there is a direct correlation between the dwindling belief in Santa and rising global temperatures. The icebergs of the North Pole are going first because obviously that's where the factory is. All the evidence is there. Eat your heart out Al Gore.
Also, I don't like turkey very much.
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It's the truth!Originally posted by RowanWow, I feel completely enlightened after reading this. I no longer disbelieve in Santa!
The average time that presents from "Santa" are set out by parent's is 5:30 AM.
The average time that children wake up is 7 AM.
1 hour and 30 mins is more than enough time for Santa to visit every house in a timezone. Of course doesn't do the whole world in that time. Since he only needs to do it in that timezone. He can move from zone to zone with little thought about time. Rumor has it that he visits every house in a timezone in less than 45 minutes. He spends the rest of the time refilling with his high calorie diet of cookies and milk. This would normally be unhealthy, but when you move at a pace just under the speed of light, calories are burned very quickly.
However, since only 1 person has ever seen him, and few truly believe, most parents lay presents out for their children. While Santa's peaceful nature would never ever make a scene over this, he does dislike it. And in return, simple skips houses that already have presents. He never misses a chance for food though so he still eats his cookies and drinks his milk.
As rates of disbelief in Santa grow, more parents put presents under the tree, which leads to Santa having to overstock more and more presents. The leftover toys are burned at his factory in the North Pole. Obviously leading to a massive amount of greenhouse gas. If you notice, there is a direct correlation between the dwindling belief in Santa and rising global temperatures. The icebergs of the North Pole are going first because obviously that's where the factory is. All the evidence is there. Eat your heart out Al Gore.
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