Crazy Dreams

[Stingy]

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Alright so apparently I occasionally offend people on here so here's your warning
This post contains mild sexual description.

Ok. So I'm not sure if even I understand this dream. I'll do my best to explain, but it's confusing as all hell.

The dream begins as a dream within a dream. I am dreaming in my dream that I go to my college, because I have to ask them about how much my books are going to be. (In real life I actually do sort of have to do this haha). While I am waiting for the train, I am reading a book about human anatomy, because somehow there was a library at the station. One of my old friends Shannon comes up and sits down and we just talk about school and the like. When the train comes, I get on and leave. On my seat and I find a keychain with a Butthead figure on it. The same one that I have on mine in real life, but newer and not broken. I was like aweeesooome and I was about to take it off and replace it but I got yelled at by some other people on the train, because apparently they knew who it belonged to. I got off the train to go to the school and bumped into this girl who I hardly knew from high school named Nikki. (http://i44.*******.com/2vcxm42.jpg She's on the left) We end up having sex haha. (This is still the dream within the dream). And then I go to the school, ask about my books, and leave.

Then, I wake up from my dream within my dream. So this is still the dream, but back to the first tier of dream haha. My mom woke me up, as I was standing at the front doors of the school. I was very confused. I asked my mom what the hell she was doing there and she said that she wanted to make sure that I got there OK. I was pretty pissed at her for babying me. And I was pretty pissed that my effort of getting my books was fake too. But I just sighed and went inside to do it again.

Just then, my phone vibrates from a text message. It's from Nikki! She mentioned something about "the time we spent together." Can't recall what she said, but it was in direct reference. I just stood there with my jaw open. I ran to the art building to find her. I grabbed her and showed her the text. I asked her, did this really happen? She said yes. I said are you sure? Are you sure that this really happened? She kept reassuring me that it did. I didn't know what to do...I just sort of walked away really confused.

That's all I remember haha.

Maybe I should stop posting my sex dreams. I'm making this sound like they happen often.

[Glanni's Girl]

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Had a blast Alison! Call me anytime and we'll do it again

Me too! I'd love to do it again

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Just dreampt I moved house, not good.

[Stingy]

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Had a dream featuring Glanni's Girl last night.
She was decked out in full on V costume. Head to toe. Which makes sense that my mind would do that since I don't know what she looks like, and the Guy Fawkes mask represents anonimity nowadays, plus her liking of the movie. My subconcious sure is smart.

Anyway, I can't remember too many specific details, but I recall that we were in a very dark basement at first getting ready for the night ahead of us. We then went outside in our really nice sports cars (lol) to create a little chaos. Swerving in the roads and cutting off cars or making countless near misses. I do recall making two distinct stops. One at a playground where we actually just sort of played around lol. And another at a field where we were still in our cars and we were tearing up the turf with donuts and stuff haha.

Had a blast Alison! Call me anytime and we'll do it again :)

[Lily_Kaelar]

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Oh...re-read...

I was really tired when I replied to your post at first. I didn't notice the "Sarah Palin" part, only that you constantly referred to her as "Sarah insane cunt"

[Lily_Kaelar]

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1. No idea who those people are.
2. That's terrible, Stingy.....I should have said no inappropriate dreams...

You really don't know who Sarah Palin is?
It's not even the unrated version

Rofl I'm not THAT ignorant....I was in American Government class when she and McCain started running. But you never stated which Sarah it was. Like GG said, how are we supposed to know?

And lol w/e.

[Frances]

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Ewwwwwwwwwww, Sarah Palin has cooties!!!

[Glanni's Girl]

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Tina's so awesome, 30 ROCK is belly achingly funny

[Stingy]

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Have you seen Tina Fey's impression of her?

You betcha!

[Glanni's Girl]

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Thought so. Have you seen Tina Fey's impression of her?

[Stingy]

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[quote=Glanni's Girl]

1. No idea who those people are.
2. That's terrible, Stingy.....I should have said no inappropriate dreams...

You really don't know who Sarah insane **** is?

No we don't, we're not psychic![/quote:046c6]
You are allowed to not, because you're British. But Lily is Amuricun. But yes, her.

[Glanni's Girl]

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1. No idea who those people are.
2. That's terrible, Stingy.....I should have said no inappropriate dreams...

You really don't know who Sarah insane **** is?

No we don't, we're not psychic!

Her?

[Stingy]

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1. No idea who those people are.
2. That's terrible, Stingy.....I should have said no inappropriate dreams...

You really don't know who Sarah Palin is?
It's not even the unrated version

[Lily_Kaelar]

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1. No idea who those people are.
2. That's terrible, Stingy.....I should have said no inappropriate dreams...

[Stingy]

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Just about to go to bed. Hope I dream up something cool and can remember it. But before I do, I want to tell one of my old dreams that doesn't involve me crying lol. Warning: NSFE (Not Safe For Emilio)

Alright so it started with my friends and I in a car on our way to a restaraunt called Country Buffet. We were at a stoplight and in front of us, Nichole337 from YouTube crossed in front of us. We were just like but nothing really happened. We showed up at Country Buffet to find her there! But we just sat in the back. While we were eating, mother****ing Sarah Palin walks in. She starts talking about nutty uber-con shit and everyone cheers excluding us of course. Seems that I even have enough sense in my dreams to think she's a dumb bitch. Anyway, she starts walking out and I tell something like "Hey Sarah you're hot!" Why I did that I'm not sure...I mean I guess shes sorta hot in a milfy happy birthday mister president sort of way, but on the whole she ain't all that attractive. Well, she walks up to me and says "What did you say?" and I told her that I said that she was hot. She goes "You really think so?" And I say yeah I guess. She gives me sort of a suggestive look and begins to walk back out. But stops yet again, pauses for a moment, and rips her ****ing shirt off and starts flashing everyone! I was like gagging on my food and praying that someone with a camera was getting this. After some more flashing and cheering, she finally leaves for real.

Flash forward. I was in a museum or something, and I was in the section of the history of sound. Real boring exibit. I was looking at a really old phonograph or something in a glass case when all of a sudden, someone comes up from behind and starts grabbing my crotch! Sure enough, it was Sarah again. I began to struggle but then I decided, "**** it" and I just went with it. Sarah and I then consumated our lust right then and there, and I fell asleep afterwards (lol). Woke up in some mansion and all I recall is that there was a big fountain. The first thing I did was I picked up my phone to call my dad to tell him that I just ****ed Sarah Palin. The dream stopped here

I love how back-asswards this dream is from reality lol. But there is a lesson to be learned here. Make sure to complete all tasks before going to bed. All of them..

[Lily_Kaelar]

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Haha, I like Panda Express. Their orange chicken is tasty.