The Official Lazy Apologies Thread

[Stingy]

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Uncle SAm

Never noticed that!

:? Neither did I actually...

Haa, that's one of the first things we learned in school about the USA. USA = Uncle SAm

Hm......maybe I was asleep that day. It's something that I really should have known.

[LazyPooky]

Re: sorry

Maybe, but not really interesting ;)


Anyway:

Dear pooky: sorry for not knowing you yet, hope I get to do so soon, you seem awesome.

Ehm, I don't know what you have heard Lily/Sam, but I rather judge myself as regular

[Lily_Kaelar]

Re: sorry

Must have missed that day as well...

LTWW: Aww c'mon =D call me Sam...all the cool kids are doing it!

pooky: Nahh I bet you're koolio.

[Zokita]

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Don't feel bad Stingy and Lily, I didn't know either. Yay, new knowledge!

Anyway...I'm sorry I don't have more interesting knowledge to share than this: apparently my area had these awesome vending machine restaurants called Automats about 50 years ago. The walls were lined with doors hiding food, and you put your nickels in and got something awesome like a cream pie, a coffee, or a sandwich. And they were much better quality than modern fast food.

Now I'm sad that I never got to go to one.

[Stingy]

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you put your nickels in and got something awesome like a cream pie

Reconsider your choice of words.

[Zokita]

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...*headdesk*

Maybe that's why my grandparents were so excited about going there. I'm sure there was a nice, steamy hot dog behind one of the doors.

[Lily_Kaelar]

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:( Oh, noes...not you, too, Zoki.....

[Zokita]

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This forum corrupted me years ago. Different members, same mood.

I'm sorry for my lost innocence too, come to think of it.

BUT SERIOUSLY I'll stop if it makes you uncomfortable. Too much lewdness can make for awkwardness.

[Stingy]

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Discussing American trivia

I just learned that the American national anthem is about 97% based off of a British drinking song called "The Anacreon in Heaven" Epic lol...

[LazyTownWW]

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Discussing American trivia

I just learned that the American national anthem is about 97% based off of a British drinking song called "The Anacreon in Heaven" Epic lol...

Hehe, I would be sorry in your place.

[Zokita]

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Yeah, I heard that's why it's so hard to sing! You have to be drunk to do it.

I have a love-hate relationship with our crazy culture. This is one of those 'love' moments.

[Lily_Kaelar]

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Too much lewdness can make for awkwardness.

I learned that on the Zybez Ventrilo...

I was young and stupid and I thought making sex jokes all the time would win me friends, and it did for a little while but then people got annoyed with me and started making fun of me behind my back. And suddenly all of my friends that I had known since they joined (I was a member for 3 years) were getting special E-Member and H-Member statuses, even mod status. It wasn't fair to me, I thought, because I was the most senior member and I was always very helpful and kind to others. But as it turned out, upon inquiry to my British "friends" Jordy and Andy, no one really liked me anyway so I would never get a status.

After some more awkwardness and drama, I left. There was no point in staying where I wasn't wanted.

I was very sorry for my annoying tendencies and now I keep the sex jokes to a minimum.

[LazyTownWW]

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... now I keep the sex jokes to a minimum.

I like that.

[LazyPooky]

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... now I keep the sex jokes to a minimum.

I like that.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! I WANT MAXIMUM !!!

I'm sorry because I'm talkin Turkish and it is a fckg hard language...especially the poetry...

You get banned with maximum speed
You've been there..but you never told how that felt, being banned.

[Zokita]

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Sonic speed?

*shot by the pun police*