Neutral things about the UK (can be good or bad depending on situation):
-Age of consent 16
I think the worst thing about this is that despite being able to have sex at 16 and being charged adult prices for everything, no one can drive, buy alcohol, cigarettes or pornography. I'm not saying I want to do any of those things but it is ridiculous that I could have a baby but not watch people having sex.
Good things about the UK:
-Basic freedoms respected
-Gay rights (I'm not gay but I like to see these celebrated)
-We can spell words like 'colour' and 'paedophile' correctly
-Great forms of music were born here
Neutral things about the UK (can be good or bad depending on situation):
-Police are pussies
-Relaxed attitude to drugs
-Age of consent 16
Bad things about the UK:
-Almost everyone is a miserable dick
-The weather
-Politics screwed up
-Being taken over by Islam
-Too passionate (aggressive) about football
-Schools are ****ing terrible
-Ridiculous knife crime rate
-Almost all clubs play the same shitty shitty music
-Public transport sucks penis
-Models are ugly
-Very very very bad role models
Japan
Good things about Japan:
-Never ever gets boring
-Architecture is literally awesome
-Overall intelligence of people
-Crime doesn't even seem to exist
-Streets are clean as a whistle
-Trains ALWAYS on time
-Hot models
-Even the Yakuza are overall decent people (apparently)
-Open minded, polite people
-Hentai
-Sexy school uniforms (only checking out those who are 16+ of course...)
Neutral things about Japan:
-Summers are as hot as hell
Bad things about Japan:
-Too strict about drugs (puts them underground and makes them more dangerous)
-Racist police
-Ladies, STOP DYING YOUR HAIR BLONDE!
-Music is all the same conformist garbage
-Age of consent different everywhere (13? 16? 18?) Make your mind up!
-No word for heterosexual or bisexual. There is only 'gay', 'half-gay' and 'normal'. (I think this is innately homophobic)
-Beer is too dry and sickening
Hiding from what? Also it's not a secret. Truth and honor!
I you want to be my guest - welcum, but maybe i don't have a free room... So bad :(
My home village is Krasnoyarsk,
and this is temp in my village :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krasnoyarsk
Looks like a great city.
You know, your the second person from Asia I talked to, the first was an anoying 16 year old girl from Jidda, Saudi Arabia
I already knew lots about Russia, but an insider's perspective is always welcome :)
So...what is your hometown after all? Or are you hiding? You can always PM me, if it's a secret ;)
Place: Big, frozen (at winter - to -40 -50 Celsius) ,forestry country (and we sell our forest to any, who have money, like an oil). Located from North pole to not-pole. Very big. (Captain Oblivious lol)
Our people maybe: Russian (minimum of that kind lives in Moscow - at most 40%), and not Russian (HUGE multi-national layer), and our gov-ernment (sounds like "gov-no or govno" [ru] - means "shit") love so much not-Russians - mostly criminal... Genocide (holocaust?), but who cares.
Moscow: yes, of course you heard about it, big strange (capital) city. Also - one of the most expensive city... ON THE EARTH! yes, it's true.
Also we have so big prices for any goods.
( for ex. in my town - one "flat-room"(one room in hostel) cost like 1.000.000rubles (33.000$) ...)
I live: in stupid small village (okay in town, because 1m people in town), where everywhere standing fountains and palm trees (yes PALMS! in Siberia! but only summer and in barrels) - this is great idea of our crazy (yes, crazy like ivans) mayor.
Also we building metro... last 10 (at least TEN) years. Not build yet. But we started lol [facepalm]
Live there: something like a live in random-machine (something like a time-machine but creates random situations every time - it's only example) - You never know what will happen tomorrow. Criminals,thefts,corruption,poverty,maniacs... So you playing in Fallout? That like our country now. Mostly. Of course without radiation (I think so...).
Welcome to da non-soviet Russia comrade
Originally posted by Patriotic tale:
Nature: we have one. That are GREAT (means big and awesome)! Snow forest, or green, fields with grass, flowers... It's perfect! Really!
Also we find(or not find :( ) the mushrooms in the forests. Have you? ;)
Food: No, we don't eat turnip. Potatoes, cabbages, cucumbers,tomatoes etc - vegetables. Also we grow "good stuff" - these vegetables on (if potatoes) our fields or garden beds. Also we have "brown tommy" - tasty black bread. Really yummy! :)
Most of our farmers/agriculture are beggar but not all.
Language: it's damned Cyrillic. Why damned? Because code-pages - it's always wrong, it's always give us gibberish. Okay not always - but OFTEN! That was minus. But that - our fully exclusive letters, and that was plus.
Total = 0 Also like others.
Now about our language - not more harder than any... I sure! They => know it
Also maybe you know that word - privet! ;)
Russian people: We have great intellectual people, for ex. one of the Google founders - Russian. But it's only one example, of course I have more.
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