Season 5 episode script LEAKED!

[Spongybobchum]

Note: i'm only posting the ending scene to avoid spoilers.
This episode is called "Deceptive Granola". It's Season 5 Episode 4.
The plot: Robbie starts selling chocolate disguised as granola bars to make everyone in LazyTown - including Stephanie - lazy. Surprisingly, the scheme actually succeeds for once, and Sportacus is shot out of town.
Script:
SPORTACUS:
(urgently)
Stephanie! What happened to you? I haven't seen you outside in a week! You need to stop eating those “granola bars”! They’re not what you think!
STEPHANIE:
(smirking, unbothered)
But they taste so... chocolaty! Who needs energy when you can just relax?
(SPORTACUS staggers back, mouth agape.)
SPORTACUS:
(eyes narrowing)
Your energy! It’s fading away! You need SportsCandy!
(STEPHANIE waves him off, holding up a suspicious granola bar.)
STEPHANIE:
Why would I eat that, when I have this? Want a bite?
(She holds it out playfully. Sportacus recoils, shaking his head fervently.)
SPORTACUS:
No way! I won’t let chocolate defeat me!
(Suddenly, ROBBIE ROTTEN, disguised as a salesman's mascot with a comically oversized smile, struts in with exaggerated flair.)
ROBBIE ROTTEN:
(smirking)
Ah, Sportaflop! Welcome to the new LazyTown! It finally lives up to its name! Everyone is enjoying the lazy life!
(SPORTACUS glares at ROBBIE ROTTEN, fists clenched.)
SPORTACUS:
(crossing his arms)
Not while i'm around! You can’t just... lure them into laziness!
ROBBIE ROTTEN:
(grinning devilishly)
Oh, but I have! Ziggy, Pixel, Stingy, Trixie—all succumbed to my delightful “granola bars.” Even Mayor Meanswell is too busy lounging to care!
(SPORTACUS looks horrified.)
SPORTACUS:
(voice rising)
No! This... there's no way LazyTown could ever...
(ROBBIE ROTTEN cuts him off with a theatrical laugh, waving dismissively.)
ROBBIE ROTTEN:
(faux pity)
Ah, dear Sporta-kook, you’re on your own now! Why would they need you when they have their beloved “granola”?
(SPORTACUS's face tightens, frustration boiling over.)
SPORTACUS:
(fighting spirit)
LazyTown needs energy! It needs... me!
(Suddenly, ROBBIE ROTTEN pulls out a shiny cannon and aims it at SPORTACUS.)
ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Then let me give you a boost... out of LazyTown!
(With a dramatic KA-THUNK, SPORTACUS is shot out of the cannon, spinning through the air.)
SPORTACUS:
(yelling as he flies)
Nooooo!
(As SPORTACUS disappears, ROBBIE ROTTEN turns back to STEPHANIE, grinning triumphantly.)
ROBBIE ROTTEN:
So, my dear Stephanie, ready for another “granola”?
(STEPHANIE shrugs lazily, sinking back onto her bed.)
STEPHANIE
Why not? It beats doing anything else…
(ROBBIE ROTTEN claps, delighted as he hugs a box of “granola bars.” The camera zooms out, showing LazyTown now eerily quiet.)
ROBBIE ROTTEN:
(mischievously)
I love the new LazyTown!
(Cuts to credits)

[possessor]

Really sounds like an official LazyTown episode. Everyone is in character, I imagine the actual show having an episode of this plot. 10/10 fanfiction!

EDIT: No way Robbie would remember all their names at once, he'd call them by their nicknames and/or stutter / mispronounce them.

[mikko]

Certainly not a leak, but it still sounds convincing and like it would be a fun episode :)

[LazyPooky]

I've never saw this post before.
Terrible story though for an official episode 😄
As fan fiction it's okay, I guess.

[possessor]

Terrible story though for an official episode 😄

1. Chef Rottenfood: Robbie tries to get the kids to eat his yuck burgers
2. The beginning of the Laziest Town: The kids are hooked on Robbie's ice cream
3. There are worse fan made fanfiction/episode plots than this.
Spongybobchum tried his best to make something out of his imagination. I like it.

[LazyPooky]

I also said 'As fan fiction it's okay' 👈

[possessor]

Okay (: