I just had an incredibly weird dream.
I was at the State Fair with 3 friends and Julianna. She was following my friend Devin around. She was flirting with him bad, and it was pissing him off, but he was blushing.
Then we ended up at my house sitting on my bed and then she started teasing Devin and I asked her why, she said just because she wanted to flirt with him and that she thinks its funny because he is really shy.
So anyway she grabbed my arm and started squeezing the ever loving crap out of it. She said This is 2100Lbs of pressure on you arm. The crazy thing is that my arm was hurting so bad when this was happening.
So I grabbed her arm back and squeezed it, then I popped open a FireFox tab to check how much pressure I was producing, it said like 8 Kilograms.
Then Matt said, man Devin she really is messing with you. She said, yeah remember what I wore to the Fair? Devin said oh yeah that meat thing. (Okay I have no idea what that even means!!!!!)
Anyway. Then we started playing Metroid Prime and we used some kinda cheat to let us fly in Samus's space ship. Then out of nowhere, I was in the game fighting a big nasty squid that liked to complain about being dry.
So, I was back on the bed, arm still clamped, I rolled over to put arm under me and my other arm over her..... my cell phone rang and the epic story of WTF ended.
I was at the State Fair with 3 friends and Julianna. She was following my friend Devin around. She was flirting with him bad, and it was pissing him off, but he was blushing.
Then we ended up at my house sitting on my bed and then she started teasing Devin and I asked her why, she said just because she wanted to flirt with him and that she thinks its funny because he is really shy.
So anyway she grabbed my arm and started squeezing the ever loving crap out of it. She said This is 2100Lbs of pressure on you arm. The crazy thing is that my arm was hurting so bad when this was happening.
So I grabbed her arm back and squeezed it, then I popped open a FireFox tab to check how much pressure I was producing, it said like 8 Kilograms.
Then Matt said, man Devin she really is messing with you. She said, yeah remember what I wore to the Fair? Devin said oh yeah that meat thing. (Okay I have no idea what that even means!!!!!)
Anyway. Then we started playing Metroid Prime and we used some kinda cheat to let us fly in Samus's space ship. Then out of nowhere, I was in the game fighting a big nasty squid that liked to complain about being dry.
So, I was back on the bed, arm still clamped, I rolled over to put arm under me and my other arm over her..... my cell phone rang and the epic story of WTF ended.
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