LazyTown Curiosities - Why does Sportacus hate football?

[fearlessjones]

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In the process of making my latest fanvid, I realized that, of all the sports Sportacus is the MASTER of, he NEVER (unless I missed something) dons football gear or even throws a damn football. Which begs the question:

Why does Sportacus hate football?

Does it take too much time to get into the appropriate uniform? Does Sportacus have a crappy throwing arm? Is football too American for an international audience?

Personally, I'd love to see the Sportacus-themed uniform they'd most certainly come up with. Mmmm. :)

[boredjedi]

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In the process of making my latest fanvid, I realized that, of all the sports Sportacus is the MASTER of, he NEVER (unless I missed something) dons football gear or even throws a damn football. Which begs the question:

Why does Sportacus hate football?

Does it take too much time to get into the appropriate uniform? Does Sportacus have a crappy throwing arm? Is football too American for an international audience?

Personally, I'd love to see the Sportacus-themed uniform they'd most certainly come up with. Mmmm. :)

Yeah the football you are talking is a completely American thing. He does European football (Soccer). Now Stephanie, she's American, could probably tackle the best of us.

[Zafa]

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I bursted out laughing when I saw the title of this thread

[moomoo]

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doesn't he catch a football in 'remote control'?

[ForGreatJustin]

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Yeah, he teaches the kids how to play football in "Remote Control".

[moomoo]

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oh yeah, i just remembered the bit near the end with the bulldozer.

[boredjedi]

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Yeah, he teaches the kids how to play football in "Remote Control".

I stand corrected then. I need more episodes hehe.

[Sportasnaaf]

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If sportacus had played football with the children, the would have died. That's all.




p.s.: did I write well this 3rd conditional? It's ****ing difficult xD

[Sportasnaaf]

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If sportacus had played football with the children, the would have died. That's all.




p.s.: did I write well this 3rd conditional? It's ****ing difficult xD

LOL I LOVE YOU DUDE!

glad to read it xD I need powerful friends LOL

[boredjedi]

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Yeah, he teaches the kids how to play football in "Remote Control".

I stand corrected then. I need more episodes hehe.

I keep offering, you keep declining.

Ugh it's mostly because of my wifi speed.

Do you happen to have any High Quality recent episodes?

I did download the Sports Candy episode so now I got four. :)

[lazyhearts]

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Yeah, he teaches the kids how to play football in "Remote Control".

Here also uses a football in the episode "Lazytown New Superhero.

[DawnStar]

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[fearlessjones]

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"You see, Brett Favre is like the Sportacus of football. He's the best player in the ENTIRE WORLD. If Brett Favre were gay, I would totally open mouth kiss him. And that's what that's all about."

"Brett Favre is an incredible player. You know the Greek Gods, he's one step above that. I mean, if you could clone Brett Favre, and put him in all the positions on the field -- and then you played against another team of Brett Favre's, I think the universe would explode."

-John Madden

So, according to Mr. Madden's logic, if Sportacus played against himself, the universe would explode? But didn't he do that in Sportacus Saves the Toys???? OH NOES. World-ending ping pong game of DOOM!!!

[moomoo]

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So, according to Mr. Madden's logic, if Sportacus played against himself, the universe would explode? But didn't he do that in Sportacus Saves the Toys???? OH NOES. World-ending ping pong game of DOOM!!!

Well, if you cloned Sportacus and the two played to win, there'd be trouble.

[fearlessjones]

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if Sportacus played against himself, the universe would explode? But didn't he do that in Sportacus Saves the Toys

thanks for ruining the episode for me

Oh, shut up, it was just the teaser at the beginning. Unless you're kidding, in which case, MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE.