JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

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  • Stevilito
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    Level 21 - Poster By The Book
    • Apr 2007
    • 665

    JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

    Jennifer Lopez gave the five-star Dorchester hotel in London two pages of demands that had to be met at all times in exchange for the honor of hosting one of the most talented performers who ever lived. The Daily Mail got part of it and published it. What am I missing here? There is maybe a small handful of people that I would do this for, but Jennifer Lopez sure as hell isn't one of them. She could kidnap my baby and I'd still tell her to go **** herself if she demanded a Jo Malone grapefruit candle.






    i would tell her to **** off with a list like that, i eman come on she aint worthy of that kind of treatment


    Gimmie My Paper Bitch
  • moomoo
    Trixie's ToyBoy
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    Level 27 - Little Pink Poster
    • Apr 2007
    • 1319

    #2
    Re: JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

    This isn't quite as insane as some demands I've seen actually.
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    • osiris
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      Level 15 - The Baby Troll
      • Sep 2007
      • 350

      #3
      Re: JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

      Take the candles and shove them where the sun don't shine.

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      • Mosheddy
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        Level 23 - Pixel's Assistant
        • Apr 2007
        • 750

        #4
        Re: JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

        she also insured her ass for 1 million dollars
        PLEASE KNOCK I'M TAKING A POWER NAP

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        • Kali
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          Level 2 - Rotten Poster
          • Sep 2007
          • 9

          #5
          Re: JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

          Is it odd that I'm so jaded that I noticed the typos more than the anal-retentive demands.

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          • Elsiar
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            Level 12 - Lazy Scout
            • Apr 2007
            • 222

            #6
            Re: JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

            Hrm..Why, Why Would anyone need A Mirror of "Adequate size propped up against a wall for makeup"
            SOunds like a victorian dressmirror
            Is she gonna put make-up on her butt or whut?

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            • hartlepool15
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              Level 2 - Rotten Poster
              • May 2007
              • 9

              #7
              Re: JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

              I hate it when celebrities do that. They think they can have what they want just because they are famous. Doctors do better jobs than them and they don't get special luxury's.

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