Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

[Mike_Oxsmall]

Gal dern ****ing assholes.

Chances are I won't deal with it. I have headache, it’s 3:06am and all I can do is rant in some God-forsaken forum that’s dedicated to a kids show with an audience comprising 33% prepubescent kids, 33% adults and another 33% adults who want to get into the pants of the other 66%. And there’s the 1% without a doggone ****ing toaster, a major paper due next week, a major presentation on a novel by some cold war relic on some metaphysical bullshit which haven’t finished reading, all the while living with a balding ****tard of a roommate who can’t even wipe the ****ing toilet seat when he’s done pissing and…



…sigh, she always knows the right thing to say. I'm composed, i'm composed, i'm good.

[DawnStar]

Re: Someone stole my goddamn toaster.

DO NOT USE MY GOD'S NAME IN VAIN

[DawnStar]

Re: Someone stole my goddamn toaster.

DO NOT USE MY GOD'S NAME IN VAIN

I am unfamiliar with the events to which you refer.

Ah, I musta been seeing things

[Zokita]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

You had a God-blessed toaster? Man, sorry to see it go.

Sometimes it seems like stressful events are set up just so to kill you, but at least you've found a distraction.

[osiris]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

[boredjedi]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

So you want toast? Grab a piece of bread, rummage around for a magnifying glass (I'm sure you must have one everyone's got at at least one), find yourself a sun (the universe if full of them shouldn't be too hard to find) and the open window. Holding the bread on the edges, stick bread out window and with the other hand hold the magnifying above the piece of bread. Wallah, after a little bit, you should have yourself a nicely toasted brown piece of toast. Mcguyver would be proud.

PS: don't forget to turn over the bread if you want both sides toasted.

[ooozmin]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

WTFFFFFFFFF.

[Victoria]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

oh man i have no idea what's goin on

[Mike_Oxsmall]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

The Advils kicked in and the toaster was returned. Turns out someone just wanted to make toast in their own room because they didn‘t have a smoke alarm. Since we all know how making toast requires that much methodical vigilance.

Doing my best on the presentations, considering winging them. Confident in one class, I’ve built up a lot of goodwill with my instructor and the peers consider me a steadfast genius. So much so that they won’t argue with whatever I have to say. That and they couldn’t care less about any presentation.

The other class, the essay, I always procrastinate to the last minute and manage to do fine.

Roommate still pisses on the toilet seat, but hey, I’m moving out in a month. Thinking of buying a goodbye present:


That or a swift kick to the nuts. We’ll see how the rest of the month plays out.

[ooozmin]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

Mike_Oxsmall man what the ****, straight up.

[Weasel]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

so... why does that what the christ smiley look like Riker...
Is it a meme I don't get?
The toaster only returned cause it was blessed by god.

[Mike_Oxsmall]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

The toaster only returned cause it was blessed by god.

At least we know that the almighty has his priorities straight.

I’ve been meaning to ask, what the hell is a “galdern”?



I know being drunk is the only way a moderator can do his job, but gosh darn it, A TOASTER WAS IN PERIL! You just don't joke around about that.

Space out the gal and dern.

[chuft]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

. .

[ooozmin]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

what ytmnd is that from?

Maybe Zafa...maybe Notorious...dunno.

[ForGreatJustin]

Re: Someone stole my God-blessed toaster.

what ytmnd is that from?

There have been a few to use that scene, I know mapcouch has one.