Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

[Victoria]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -cars.html


Hahahahaha

[CmdrLuke]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

Interesting, but I notice it never says just how he does it. Does he jerk off in the car or stick his meat in the tailpipe? :?

[Mosheddy]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

exhaust pipe in the pooper.

[Racoon]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

he was on a documetary last night. it was truly disturbing. the cameramen secretly filmed him, after he'd gone outside after everyone had gone to bed, and he fapped over this other guys car and didn't clean it, then another night he went outside half naked to have sex with his own car. then they went to a car show and he was kissing all the cars and had a boner.

[nico402]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html


Hahahahaha

:fap: lol
i suppose he enjoyed it

[ForGreatJustin]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

I come for the land of cum stained cars and I think this man is okay.

[CmdrLuke]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

I'm planning on getting a nice 70's coup, and I really don't want to wake up to find my windshield covered in jack...

[thecurseofblondie]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

Did anyone read the one about the man caught in a hostel having sex with a bicycle?

[CmdrLuke]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

Did anyone read the one about the man caught in a hotel having sex with a bicycle?

I don't believe it.

[thecurseofblondie]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

Belive it

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/7095134.stm

[CmdrLuke]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

Holy shit, I'm suprised that's actually true and even more suprised that he got 3 years probation for that! I wonder how many of us have done sicker things and got away with it! (Not that I have or anything...)

[RPK74SAW]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

Holy shit, I'm suprised that's actually true and even more suprised that he got 3 years probation for that! I wonder how many of us have done sicker things and got away with it! (Not that I have or anything...)

Don't tell me, this happened in "NuLabour Stalinist Nanny-State Mary Whitehouse Extreme Politically Correct Values Lock-up all Deviants (ie people who dont vote NuLabour)" Britain?

GOD I HATE THIS COUNTRY! It's the new "Germany" of Europe - thankfully without the military power! (Again thanks to NuLabour)

Only in this country would someone get hauled before the courts for this.

If it was unconsented "activity" with another living creature then yeah, persecute the pervert!!!

But FOR F-ing SAKE!!! A bicycle IS AN INAMINATE OBJECT.... it don't need to consent, it don't feel pain, it don't suffer mental turmoil, it won't be "psychologically damaged" by it's amorous experience!

[thecurseofblondie]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

It wasnt for the act but apprently breech of the peace which he pleaded guilty for... how is having sex with a bike any differnt then a woman using a sex toy? Same thing surely... or is it wrong because the bike wasnt designd for sexual acts? thats the argument thats going on at the moment...

[Tombo]

Re: Man admits to having sex with thousands of cars

This is quite odd but whatever floats your boat I suppose. I mean if someone likes to :fap: :fap: with cars and bikes then let them (as long as it is their own and in their own privacy otherwise it would be when you find your car the next morning)