Never Ending Story (oh no!)

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  • pyrophilia
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    Level 10 - LazyTowner
    • Jan 2010
    • 142

    Never Ending Story (oh no!)

    Sorry guys - it's a forum - it has to be done. Simply continue the story as you like. It can be as X-Rated as the mods will allow.

    Here we go:

    Story

    It was a lonely night for Jacob. All alone in his room with nothing but the chilling sound of wind to keep him company.
  • LazyPooky
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    Level 35 - Rockin' Poster
    • Oct 2007
    • 6950

    #2
    Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

    He walked to the window for no reason and stared outside. Suddenly he saw this hot pink chick jumping around and she waved to him. Jacob was like..
    Magnús: - I have fans of all ages and I don't think it's weird when older people like LazyTown. LazyTown appeals to people for many different reasons: dancing, acrobatics, etc.

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    • LazyTownWW
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      Level 28 - Friend For Life
      • Jun 2009
      • 1993

      #3
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      "Wow, is she that girl I saw on that kids show?...hmm, the one outside looks atractive, so it can't be her"
      Sportacus crystal

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      • Glanni's Girl
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        • Jan 2010
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        #4
        Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

        I hope she isn't the one who's been eating my pets! he thought, stepping back slightly from the window onto a creaking floorboard.
        Getur einhver annar verið Glanni ? það bara passar ekki
        Stefan Karl Stefansson, það er enginn eins og þú!

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        • pyrophilia
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          • Jan 2010
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          #5
          Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

          The creaking floorboard SNAPPED and Jacob fell through, landing in a pile of his ex-pet's bones. Suddenly he heard the doorbell ring.

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          • StingX
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            • Mar 2009
            • 5496

            #6
            Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

            Originally posted by pyrophilia
            The creaking floorboard SNAPPED and Jacob fell through, landing in a pile of his ex-pet's bones. Suddenly he heard the doorbell ring.
            He was quite distraught, but he was able to easily climb out. He opened the door to find the postman! He told him that he had a special note from his local government, telling him that his petition to change his name had passed! He knew that having a name from a faggy sparkly vampire movie was uber lame, so he got it changed to Tyler. Because that name is way cooler. Tyler turned around picked up a lead pipe and...

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            • pyrophilia
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              • Jan 2010
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              #7
              Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

              Smacked the postman in the head with it. The postman however, seemed to feel very little pain and punched Tyler in the face, making him blackout instantly.

              Tyler then woke up in a completely different place...

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              • StingX
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                Level 35 - Rockin' Poster
                • Mar 2009
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                #8
                Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

                Originally posted by pyrophilia
                Tyler then woke up in a completely different place...
                He couldn't tell if the buzzing he heard was from the blow to his head or from the outdated fluorescent light gently flickering above his head, uncertain if it had any life left in it or not. The only way out of the dim, cramped room was a slightly open door with an eerie red glow emanating from whatever was on the other side. Tyler stood up and...

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                • pyrophilia
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                  • Jan 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

                  ...had a quick :fap: to get his confidence back, before walking towards the door.

                  The door suddenly swung open to reveal...

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                  • LazyTownWW
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                    • Jun 2009
                    • 1993

                    #10
                    Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

                    ...a copy of himself, in a green, blurry background, with a diabolicle grin on his face, saying the words: "THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS"...then this reflection pulled out a gun and started shooting at the real Tyler...he leaped to the side, all in slow motion, only to find himself falling in an infinite abiss, with screams of a baby in the background...
                    Then Tyler oppened he's eyes (again) to find himself in a pool of his own puke, with his brain feeling 3 times too big for his skull...then Tyler knew what he had to do...in order to make justice, and put the tortured souls of his fammily to rest, once and for all, he had to hunt HER down...the witch that had started this nightmare 3 years ago...her name was...NICOLE HORNE

                    DOES THIS RING A BELL TO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE?
                    Sportacus crystal

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                    • xjocundxlilacx
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                      • Jun 2009
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                      #11
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                      Jacob suddenly realised that he wasn't gonna get any action being a sickly boy with a tortured past, so he replaced the sickly bit with werewolfism and became the hero to millions of horny pubescent girls.
                      IM TRYING TO CHANGE. ANYONE CAN CHANGE IN A DAY. IM DOING MY BEST. REALLY SO DONT GET MAD. IM TRYING TO CHANGE.

                      I'm the most vanted man in America! I cannot exactly browse the racks of JC Penneys!

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                      • StingX
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                        Level 35 - Rockin' Poster
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 5496

                        #12
                        Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

                        Originally posted by xjocundxlilacx
                        Jacob suddenly realised that he wasn't gonna get any action being a sickly boy with a tortured past, so he replaced the sickly bit with werewolfism and became the hero to millions of horny pubescent girls.
                        That's why I changed his name a few posts ago to Tyler. To avoid any of this ;D So we'll just pretend this was never posted

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                        • pyrophilia
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                          #13
                          Re: Never Ending Story (oh no!)

                          Then Tyler woke up on an aeroplane and met someone who had the same name as him but 10 times more good looking.

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                          • stephanie's lazyboy
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                            • Feb 2009
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                            #14
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