Babelfish Horoscope

[Seth]

I have a button on my Google toolbar for my horoscope. This is today's

Capricorn: The heavy mood you were in lately, it's about to change. You shall consider to take a vacation and go to a short trip. It will be good of you. :?

[Vespasian]

Capricorns Unite! I have been in a bit of a heavy mood, now that I think of it. Vacation is out of the question, however.

[Biggymcfinch]

No, no. take a vacation.

I'll be the hero of Lazytown.

[Numerius Plancus]

Might I suggest southern Campania? The area of Bruttium is a nice place also.

[Vespasian]

Might I suggest southern Campania? The area of Bruttium is a nice place also.

The shores of Massalia are the place to be.

[Numerius Plancus]

Might I suggest southern Campania? The area of Bruttium is a nice place also.

The shores of Massalia are the place to be.

Ah, Gallia Narbonensis! Provincia Nostra... What a wonderful place.

[Biggymcfinch]

excuse me wtf r u doin

[Numerius Plancus]

excuse me wtf r u doin

Giving him a suggestion for his next trip.

[Biggymcfinch]

All these silly names!
Oh, just as a heads up. Stay out of Kreblachistan. They don't like foreigners there.

[Numerius Plancus]

Kreblachistan

Is that barbaricum?

[Biggymcfinch]

Kreblachistan

Is that barbaricum?

It shares the border, but are different countries due to a currency dispute.

[Numerius Plancus]

It shares the border, but are different countries due to a currency dispute.

Pfft... that's what happens to uncivilised tribes. All disputes. Visiting area under the imperial authority is safer. You have the Provincial Law there.

By the way, I have 30% off for a gladiatorial event in the local arena. Does anyone want go? They say there'll be lions.

Edit: Ok, I'll stop spamming.