Cat Broke My Mobile

[Victoria]

What the hell is wrong with just "ZZZ" ?

Why do we have to tak an ee or an ed on to the end?

[Dictionary]

Z
Pronunciation: 'zE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural z's or zs
Usage: often capitalized, often attributive
1 a : the 26th and last letter of the English alphabet b : a graphic representation of this letter c : a speech counterpart of orthographic z
2 : a graphic device for reproducing the letter z
3 : one designated z especially as the 26th in order or class or the third in order or class when x is made the first
4 : something shaped like the letter Z
5 : WINK -- usually used in plural <catch some z's before dinner>

[Vespasian]

I hate to be an ass here, but anyway:


[img]http://img508.**********.us/img508/4255/zedqu1.jpg[/img]

Brits invented the language. ;)

[Dictionary]

Murder
Function: noun
Etymology: partly from Middle English murther, from Old English morthor; partly from Middle English murdre, from Anglo-French, of Germanic origin; akin to Old English morthor; akin to Old High German mord murder, Latin mort-, mors death, mori to die, mortuus dead, Greek brotos mortal
1 : the crime of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice aforethought
2 a : something very difficult or dangerous <the traffic was murder> b : something outrageous or blameworthy <getting away with murder>

[Vespasian]

What kind of dictionary can kill you?

A Russian one.

[Vespasian]

Let me rephrase that.


One with a definition for Chuck Norris.

[Victoria]

Chuck Norris jokes just aren't funny.

[Vespasian]

Chuck Norris jokes just aren't funny.

I agree, but it's all I could come up with.

[Stevilito]

chuck norris is a fool cant stand the bloke, the jokes are stupid andn are not funny at all and m the kinda person who can laugh at anyhting thatsfunny hehe


well thistarted out about my cat and phone and now its about pronunciation lol

[RobbieMegaRotten]

And people getting suspended for voicing their displeasure.

What's the big ****ing deal?

[Victoria]

notorious is a whiny cuntbag, that's the deal.

[EdisLeado]

notorious is a whiny cuntbag, that's the deal.

Gee, that sounds like a flame to me.

Me too.

[ForGreatJustin]

notorious is a whiny cuntbag, that's the deal.

Gee, that sounds like a flame to me.

Me too.

I concur. Thats a little harsh dontcha think?

[Victoria]

I thought we were throwing the flaming rule out the window.

After all, if calling people losers and calling their opinions shit isn't flaming, what is?

[Mosheddy]

PS. Xizer is a f*cking c*nt. I've lost my harry avatar now and I can't get it back.