Let's clear this up

[Vespasian]

NOBODY is going to call me by the following names from now on:


Vesp
Vespa
Vesper
Vesper Lynd
Viagra
Vulva


And definitely not this one:


Vag


Names you are permitted to call me:


Vespasian
V (not for Vendetta)
Ve
Ves
Emperor
Caesar
Awesome
Vespasian the Awesome
Vespasian McAwesome
VespasianAwesome


Thankyou for your time.

[Vespasian]

What about just VA?

If you want. :)

[Ultra Magnus]

What about just VA?

If you want. :)

What about VAG?

I think I see where this is going.

Maybe not. :?

[Vespasian]

What about just VA?

If you want. :)

What about VAG?

Lols.

[cicley_has_aids]

how about ves?

too long and I'll forget you exist. :(

[Ultra Magnus]

To the gutter! Man the harpoons! All hands on deck!

[Vespasian]

how about ves?

too long and I'll forget you exist. :(

Yeah, I guess that's alright.

[Vespasian]

What about Mein Führer? :hitler:

Not according to the av :) Commisar will do.

[Ultra Magnus]

What about Freduardo?
Can I call you Freduardo?

[Ultra Magnus]

To the gutter! Man the harpoons! All hands on deck!

Pirates of the gutter we be.

Discharge th' seamen on th' poop deck!

[Vespasian]

I can see LTGirls reaction to us boys already:

I thing this is the reaction of the others when they see all this.

[Ultra Magnus]

I was having fun with... well, that joke writes itself.

Too easy.
Quite right to leave it alone.

[Vespasian]

If you let us call you Vag, I'll let you call me CJTHECOCKSUCKER

It's tempting, but I think I value my own dignity above yours :)

[Ultra Magnus]

I thing this is the reaction of the others when they see all this.

Ziggy's?

Plus phallic balloon FTW!

[Ultra Magnus]

Ziggy's?

Plus phallic balloon FTW!

Yes, of course Ziggy

That's the reaction I'd have if I discovered a thread like this one.
But maybe that's just me.