I think I was approached by an fbi agent for make sexy time

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  • Sir Finkus
    • Mar 2025

    #1

    I think I was approached by an fbi agent for make sexy time

    I was playing guild wars the other day, and some random person starts talking to me. We keep talking on and off for about an hour, then the subject of Lazytown comes up. I mention how much I enjoy the show, and all the sudden he/she becomes very interested in talking to me. He/she gives the standard "How old are you?" thing (we've probably all heard it) Then, out of the blue he/she asks if I "mind" if she's a 13 year old girl. We hadn't really talked about anything sexy, and I wasn't planning on it. The conversation kinda died down after that, and I haven't seen this person since.

    So what do you reckon? FBI? AMW? Dateline?
  • Sir Finkus
    • Mar 2025

    #2
    Originally posted by notoriousmdc
    Wow, that's kinda scary.

    Apparently, being part of a fandom makes you a pedo nowadays.
    Well my name was "Reverend Sportacus" so the "Reverend" part may have something to do with it.

    I'm sorry, that was bad lol

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    • ooozmin
      • Mar 2025

      #3
      Probably some faggot

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      • Sir Finkus
        • Mar 2025

        #4
        Originally posted by CJVercetti
        You're going to hell, heathen!


        anyway -- I doubt it was an FBI agent, they have better things to do than police video games.
        I could picture it being dateline or something.

        "Online video games: a fun, safe place for your children to play? or a dark haven for pedophiles and child rapists"

        seems like a nice dramitic headliner

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        • ooozmin
          • Mar 2025

          #5
          Originally posted by Sir Finkus
          Originally posted by CJVercetti
          You're going to hell, heathen!


          anyway -- I doubt it was an FBI agent, they have better things to do than police video games.
          I could picture it being dateline or something.

          "YTMND: a fun, safe place for your children to play? or a dark haven for pedophiles and child rapists"

          seems like a nice dramitic headliner
          ...that's more like it lol

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          • Zafa
            • Mar 2025

            #6
            Do what any respectable internet user would do, start spamming them with LOLOLOLOL, just like I did in this very post before Vespasian came and edited it, thanks God.

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            • Sir Finkus
              • Mar 2025

              #7
              Originally posted by Zafa
              Do what any respectable internet user would do, start spamming them with LOLOLOLOl...
              I should try and get another one, then tell both of them to meet me somewhere ( the same place ) so they meet up instead

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              • Howard the Duck
                • Mar 2025

                #8
                Sounds like the best Chris Hansen interception ever.

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                • kelly
                  • Mar 2025

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sir Finkus
                  Originally posted by Zafa
                  Do what any respectable internet user would do, start spamming them with LOLOLOLOl...
                  I should try and get another one, then tell both of them to meet me somewhere ( the same place ) so they meet up instead
                  As amusing as that sounds, these people are looking for real evidence of grooming, and the mere act of inviting one to meet you could get you in serious trouble. It's kinda sad that they decided you might be a target because you like Lazytown, but it is for kids, and there are a lot of 'Pervy Stephanie Fanciers' and they can't all be teenaged or joking.

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                  • Sir Finkus
                    • Mar 2025

                    #10
                    Originally posted by kelly
                    Originally posted by Sir Finkus
                    Originally posted by Zafa
                    Do what any respectable internet user would do, start spamming them with LOLOLOLOl...
                    I should try and get another one, then tell both of them to meet me somewhere ( the same place ) so they meet up instead
                    As amusing as that sounds, these people are looking for real evidence of grooming, and the mere act of inviting one to meet you could get you in serious trouble. It's kinda sad that they decided you might be a target because you like Lazytown, but it is for kids, and there are a lot of 'Pervy Stephanie Fanciers' and they can't all be teenaged or joking.
                    I'm just fooling around, I'd never actually agree to or suggest anything of the sort.

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                    • Ultra Magnus
                      • Mar 2025

                      #11
                      [quote=Sir Finkus]
                      Originally posted by kelly
                      Originally posted by "Sir Finkus":632f5
                      Originally posted by Zafa
                      Do what any respectable internet user would do, start spamming them with LOLOLOLOl...
                      I should try and get another one, then tell both of them to meet me somewhere ( the same place ) so they meet up instead
                      As amusing as that sounds, these people are looking for real evidence of grooming, and the mere act of inviting one to meet you could get you in serious trouble. It's kinda sad that they decided you might be a target because you like Lazytown, but it is for kids, and there are a lot of 'Pervy Stephanie Fanciers' and they can't all be teenaged or joking.
                      I'm just fooling around, I'd never actually agree to or suggest anything of the sort.[/quote:632f5]
                      Oh sure, you say that now. ;)

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                      • M_B
                        • Mar 2025

                        #12
                        How's about just an ordinary internet geek/perv?

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                        • Vespasian
                          • Mar 2025

                          #13
                          Now, THAT is wierd.

                          Well maybe they were in for the stereotype that all people over 10 who watch it are pedos.

                          Reverend LOL. That's horrible :)

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                          • M_B
                            • Mar 2025

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CJVercetti
                            Maybe it was Dane Cook. I'm Dane Cook btw.
                            That can't be true, he's not obviously Christian.



                            thanks god

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                            • Vespasian
                              • Mar 2025

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CJVercetti
                              Originally posted by M_B
                              Originally posted by CJVercetti
                              Maybe it was Dane Cook. I'm Dane Cook btw.
                              That can't be true, he's not obviously Christian.



                              thanks god
                              I'm Just saying ----- I'm Dane Cook ------------btw.


                              what does Christianity have to do with it.
                              Nothing, except the reference to "Reverend Sportacus" lol.

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