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I came across this a while back. I thought it was pretty hillarious because it does a great job translating some words. I often use it to mess with people. Some people enjoy reading what it does, other need to take advil after they read the translators output. And some don't even understand what the hell it says. I think it's pretty funny, check it out and USE IT!
see watch what damage it causes to a simple new article (original article - http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/12/sd.....ap/index.html) :
Funny eh?
I came across this a while back. I thought it was pretty hillarious because it does a great job translating some words. I often use it to mess with people. Some people enjoy reading what it does, other need to take advil after they read the translators output. And some don't even understand what the hell it says. I think it's pretty funny, check it out and USE IT!
see watch what damage it causes to a simple new article (original article - http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/12/sd.....ap/index.html) :
SIOUX FALLS, South Dakota (AP) -- A 25-year-old nig wuz executed by lethal injection Wednesday fo' da torture an' slaying o' uh teenager who wuz forced ta drink hydrochloric acid during uh robbery o' his home. It wuz da state'sfirst execution in 60 years.
Elijah Page gave up his appeals an' asked ta die fo' da 2000 murder o' Chester Allan Poage, 19, who wuz also stabbed, kicked an' bashed wiff large roxors in uh torture session dat lasted two ta three hours.
Page, o' Athens, Texas, died at 10:11 p.m. from uh lethal injection administered at da South Dakota State Penitentiary.
He had nahh last werdz, warden Doug Weber said.
Gov. Mike Rounds postponed Page'sexecution last year over concerns dat uh 1984 state law requiring da use o' uh two-drug mixture could put prison officials at legal risk if dey instead administered uh three-drug combination dat iz now da standard.
State lawmakers amended da law ta allow prison officials ta use whatever lethal injection mixture dey choose, clearing da way fo' da executions o' Page an' da state'sthree other death row inmates ta proceed.
Death penalty protesters gathered outside da penitentiary, displaying signs wiff sayings such as "Choose life fo' Page" an' "End da death penalty."
Two death penalty supporters' signs said "Justice" an' "Remember Chester."
Page iz among uh handful o' peeps his age or younger put ta death since capital punishment wuz reinstated in da United States in 1979. His case also iz unusual cuz uh judge, not uh jury, imposed uh death sentence -- an' he asked ta die.
Page, who had been entitled ta appeals dat could gots lasted many mo' years, still had da legal right ta resume those petitions even moments 'bfoe da execution.
Page an' another death row inmate, Briley Piper, 25, o' Anchorage, Alaska, pleaded guilty ta killing Poage in da Black Hills on March 13, 2000. A third nig, Darrell Hoadley, 26, o' Lead, wuz convicted an' sentenced ta life in prison without parole.
According ta testimony, da three ganked Poage so dere would be nahh witness ta da robbery o' Poage'shome in Spearfish, where dey jacked uh `64 an' other items.
The last execution in South Dakota wuz in 1947, when George Sitts died in da electric chair fo' killing two law enforcement officers just like mammy.
Elijah Page gave up his appeals an' asked ta die fo' da 2000 murder o' Chester Allan Poage, 19, who wuz also stabbed, kicked an' bashed wiff large roxors in uh torture session dat lasted two ta three hours.
Page, o' Athens, Texas, died at 10:11 p.m. from uh lethal injection administered at da South Dakota State Penitentiary.
He had nahh last werdz, warden Doug Weber said.
Gov. Mike Rounds postponed Page'sexecution last year over concerns dat uh 1984 state law requiring da use o' uh two-drug mixture could put prison officials at legal risk if dey instead administered uh three-drug combination dat iz now da standard.
State lawmakers amended da law ta allow prison officials ta use whatever lethal injection mixture dey choose, clearing da way fo' da executions o' Page an' da state'sthree other death row inmates ta proceed.
Death penalty protesters gathered outside da penitentiary, displaying signs wiff sayings such as "Choose life fo' Page" an' "End da death penalty."
Two death penalty supporters' signs said "Justice" an' "Remember Chester."
Page iz among uh handful o' peeps his age or younger put ta death since capital punishment wuz reinstated in da United States in 1979. His case also iz unusual cuz uh judge, not uh jury, imposed uh death sentence -- an' he asked ta die.
Page, who had been entitled ta appeals dat could gots lasted many mo' years, still had da legal right ta resume those petitions even moments 'bfoe da execution.
Page an' another death row inmate, Briley Piper, 25, o' Anchorage, Alaska, pleaded guilty ta killing Poage in da Black Hills on March 13, 2000. A third nig, Darrell Hoadley, 26, o' Lead, wuz convicted an' sentenced ta life in prison without parole.
According ta testimony, da three ganked Poage so dere would be nahh witness ta da robbery o' Poage'shome in Spearfish, where dey jacked uh `64 an' other items.
The last execution in South Dakota wuz in 1947, when George Sitts died in da electric chair fo' killing two law enforcement officers just like mammy.
Funny eh?
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