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  • Buzz
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    NSA trolling thread

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    #2
    Re: NSA trolling thread

    You left out a flag word

    Obama
    http://eighteenlightyearsago.ytmnd.com/

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    • SportaKandy
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      #3
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      If you put animal crackers in ur butthole u will never have to poop again because the animals will eat the poop.

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      • Buzz
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          #5
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          What we do is fill a power washer with orange juice and shoot it up your sinuses and ear canals until it enters the brain cavity. Then we hang you upside down and spin you round a bit to make an orange brain sloshy. The frothy liquid dispenses at the mouth and is perfect treat for the winter holidays.

          Of course custom dictates that I must post lg pics so here's some 80's alyssa, enjoy!

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          • Buzz
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            #6
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            Originally posted by SportaKandy
            alyssa
            wow...she got more armhair than Jelleyanna
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              #7
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              The terrorists hijacked my post

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                #8
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                Register at Boko-Healthcare.gov!

                (We'll cover the cost of your genital mutilation)

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                  #9
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                  Join the gang!

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                  • SportaKandy
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                    #10
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                    Ebola!

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                    • boredjedi
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                      #11
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                      I warned them. Got blasted on imgur when I said they brought the first Ebola Doctor over that this ebola thing is coming here and it's going to get out of control.
                      http://eighteenlightyearsago.ytmnd.com/

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                      • Buzz
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                        #12
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                        the world would be such a nice place without ape-eating niggaz and human-behaeding goat ****ers
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                        • LazyPooky
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                          #13
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                          I'm clean!

                          It has been well documented that governments are using surveillance technology to target human rights defenders, journalists, GetLazy members, NGOs, political opponents, religious or ethnic minorities and to conduct countrywide surveillance.
                          https://resistsurveillance.org/#

                          Magnús: - I have fans of all ages and I don't think it's weird when older people like LazyTown. LazyTown appeals to people for many different reasons: dancing, acrobatics, etc.

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                            #14
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                            seems I'm not interesting enough...

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                            I'm not sure though if "detect" isn't spyware created by secret services that just pretends to save my privacy
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                            • LazyPooky
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                              #15
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                              Originally posted by Buzz
                              I'm not sure though if "detect" isn't spyware created by secret services that just pretends to save my privacy
                              If you come to that point of conspiracy, you better give up your internet connection and burn your PC
                              Magnús: - I have fans of all ages and I don't think it's weird when older people like LazyTown. LazyTown appeals to people for many different reasons: dancing, acrobatics, etc.

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