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De pronto, todo cobra sentido. Sus ojos ven la luz. Pero la revelación es tan intensa, que su rostro y su cordura son retorcidas terriblemente. Los ojos se salen de su órbita, la carne se vuelve verde, el espanto (o la maravilla) lo inundan hasta ahogarlo.
Quizás los hombres no resistan la revelación.
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SUEBECK CHRISTOPHER 706-566-9189 2340 SHELBY ST RE: A/C ISN'T WORKING, SHE IS ELDERLY
Paged Rickey Kirven (Alpha) @ 03:13 PM on 8/18/2007Comment
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Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Credit cards
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Burger King
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Stupid question. Short answer, many times.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never. I'm not part of the Douche Crew.
5. Name of your 2nd grade teacher?
Miss Gradoville
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Going riding, or going shooting, or something
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A ASTRONOT!!!
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Two. Universities? One.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because showing up to work out of uniform is a great way to lose contracts.
10. GAS PRICES First thought?
Maybe if driving a manual transmission was a pre-requisite to getting a license, we'd have fewer drivers, less pollution, better roads, less traffic, and better public transportation for those who FAIL at driving.
11. If you could be anywhere and take someone with you...Who & where?
Me to Lazytown
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
WTF day is it? Caturday? Oh yeah.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
WTF day is it? Caturday? Oh yeah.
14. What chore do you despise?
Getting rid of junk mail
15. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
No, not unless they paid me.
16. Get up early or sleep in?
I got to sleep in today because I only had to be to work at 0745 instead of 0645 like usual.
17. What is your favorite cartoon character?
The E-Surance chick
<img src=http://www.lolwut.com/pics/esurance.jpg>
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Nothing. What's the point?
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
<img src=http://web.mit.edu/mokang/Public/fail.jpg>
22. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
For now
23. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five years?
God no...
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Anything Kosher
25. What do you get every time you go into a WalMart?
I don't go to Wal*Mart
26. Beach or lake?
Beach lake? WTF?
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Yep
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
Myself
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
I'm not guilty of anything
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Stupid question again
31. What's your drink?
Scotch or vodka/gin martinis...not those girly flavored ones, though.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
I don't care about football.
33. Cops or Robbers?
I'd rather a cop show up at the bank than a robber. Less paperwork that way.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
I always want myself to win, because a WINNAR is me!
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
Conan
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
wut?
37. What do you want when you are sick?
To drink
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
No one
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Anything but LIGHT ROCK, LESS TALK!!! LIGHT 101.9
****ing Phil Collins, Billy Joel, Elton John and James Taylor are all they play.
42. Norm or Cliff?
wut
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Cosby is weaksauz
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
getting involved
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I don't work in a cubicle, nerd
46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
FAIL AT GRAMRAR!!!
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Colonel Sanders
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
No one. I like to sleep by myself, without someone's cold, dead body stealing the covers.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yeah, I've used it to propel myself in a chair across the room
50. Last book you read for real?
Lolita by Nabokov
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
<img src=http://img166.exs.cx/img166/8400/pedobear6lp.jpg>
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Airplane
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Laguna Seca, because racetracks are the only reason I'd have to go to Commuforina
54. Number of texts in a day?
I read a lot of textbooks
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
career, because relationships cost money. Careers pay money.
57. Pencil or pen?
I find it funny how some people say "ink-pen"
58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller???
Yep. We all know that scene. Time to step into the '90's...
59. How many jobs have you had?
1, 2, THREE
60. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
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This topic is just an excuse to post random shit and boost post counts.
Maybe I should make every post in this thread count as -1 posts.Comment
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Why do you care what someone's post count is? Or if they post random shit to boost it?Comment
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FIX'DOriginally posted by XizerComment
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^A WINNER IS YOUComment
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^Slight flaw in that plan: If that happened, everyone would just compete to get the biggest negative post count.
Ctrl+V = "Congratulations on your recent court victory!"Comment
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Siggh88 (4:47:36 PM): Todd just saw my Julianna background and asked me if that was my girlfriend
LazyTown90 (4:47:54 PM): lolol
Siggh88 (4:47:43 PM): i just lold and called him crazy
Siggh88 (4:48:04 PM): my mom came in here to look and by then i changed it to the crysis guy and stephanie will destroy your planet on my secondary monitor.
LazyTown90 (4:48:26 PM): lol
Siggh88 (4:48:29 PM): she just oh its the lazytown girl, I said, yeah he is a dingle berryComment
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You suck. LOL, but you suck.Originally posted by IncommodoComment
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