What the hell do you do for a living?

[ooozmin]

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I'm head chef, nutritionist, events co-ordinator, sports organiser, wardrobe manager, domestic engineer, chauffeur, problem solver, lost property officer, gardener and teacher. My boss is 2 1/2. The government pays me £70 a month.

Oh and I'm also a business information researcher for an executive recruitment agency four mornings a week, and they pay me slightly more but it's not as much fun.

hence the name suburbanmum

Darn, did I give it away? I was trying to be incognito.

When I started reading it I was like "Holy shit, that's a lot of stuff"

[moomoo]

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Even I know and use the word fortnight, and english isn't my native language.

[kallikak]

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Student.
As long as I attend to at least 75% of my scheduled classes I get roughly 150 US$ on a montly basis from the government.
All hail communism!

I get $AU400 a fortnight (or 'two week period' in CJ's dialect) from the same source. Unless the Aussie dollar is worth less than 20 US cents at the moment (which considering there was a practically unmissable panic the time it slipped below 50c a few years ago, I think is pretty unlikely), my tax-payers'-money handout beats yours.

$1 AU equals about $.82 US right now. Hmmm, I may need to exchange all that Aussie money my relatives have sent me for birthdays over the years...back in 2001 when I went there it was something like $.50.

[BingBang]

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I sham.
IT'S HAMMER TIME

[kallikak]

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Also, crocodiles are more likely to run from a human than attack a human...

...or something like that. And they have 70-80 teeth in their mouths...

[sportastephaline]

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im a student at the university starting this fall. I also work a dairy queen.

[Stevilito]

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i downlaod and convert stuff onto dvds hehe GOT NO JOB YAY!!! on the doll w00t

[Elsiar]

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...I think I`m giving you people to much personal info <.<

I`m a paperboy, Assistant system administrator in training (nice long title no?) And then there's intensive training cause according to my trainer I could be a proffesional swordsman XD

wages: About €700 a month

[infractus]

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I don't think we've had an official "job" thread yet, so here it is.

I work for a company that provides wireless internet access in hotels, coffee shops, and the like. I work in the technical support dept. as one of the shift supervisors.

I spend most of my days handling higher-level support issues, ordering replacement equipment, and fielding questions from the lower level techs on how to solve specific issues. Obviously, I have to supervise as well, and make sure things are getting taken care of in a timely manner.

I also get to deal with pissed off property managers, which is the downside to the equation, but I have fun at work more often than not. Most days, I've got plenty of time for GL and creeping people out with my motivational posters, Stephanie picture gallery, and dolphin sex stories. Oh, and making Irish jokes with the OTHER Irish guy named Matt LOL.

So, what do YOU do for a living?

I work at the same place, but I'm second level and he's a supervisor.. I do pretty much the same thing, except i don't get shit all over when things go wrong and i'm not held responsible for the people who are absolute ****tards..
I also enjoy laughing at him and his position, and the fact that he was suckered into doing it.

[infractus]

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I also enjoy laughing at him and his position, and the fact that he was suckered into doing it.

... and then he comes home and I've eaten his ferret and stolen his wallet.

You leave Ratboy alone you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ultra Magnus]

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I also enjoy laughing at him and his position, and the fact that he was suckered into doing it.

... and then he comes home and I've eaten his ferret and stolen his wallet.

You leave Ratboy alone you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strange name for a wallet... :?

[infractus]

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No, Ratboy is my ferret, my wallets name is "Empty"

[ChemKneazle]

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lulz :(

[boredjedi]

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Let's spice this thread up a bit, include your wages too!

I run a LazyTown website and I make approx. $0/hr

I'm thinking about making lazytown YTMND sites full time for a living. $0/hr also.

[merlin55]

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Plastic Factory: Production Assistant, 8 bucks an hour.