First get 1 eye of newt, 3 hairs from Stephanie's wig, 1 apple, and 1 fish that has been dead for exactly 20 days. Throw them all into a pot of boiling brandy. Do a handstand while chanting "bing bang diggiriggidong" and Mani should appear. It sounds complex, but it's worth it.
I'm a bit drunk and this gave my night a good chuckle!
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