The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

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  • ChemKneazle
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    Level 17 - Ghost Stopper
    • Jul 2007
    • 451

    The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

    K, so, does anybody else find this as incredibly disturbing as I do?

    http://www.cleanishappy.com/
    "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only believes in the element of surprise."

    Originally posted by CJVercetti
    LazyTown90 (7:18:26 PM): This morning I had diariahaahahaa and I still went to school
    LazyTown90 (7:18:39 PM): that's when you laugh and shit at the same time btw
  • infractus
    GETLAZY MEMBER
    Level 8 - Treehouse Builder
    • Aug 2007
    • 57

    #2
    Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

    that's just bloody disturbing
    Pink hair is hawt!

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    • Ultra Magnus
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      Level 29 - Villain Number One
      • May 2007
      • 2039

      #3
      Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan
      Originally posted by Julianna Rose Official
      GetLazy is our next target it will be closed very shortly.

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      • Ultra Magnus
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        Level 29 - Villain Number One
        • May 2007
        • 2039

        #4
        Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

        I'd rather use the money to hire a young Vietnamese girl to lie on her back and stick her tongue out.

        I'm joking, of course.

        They don't have to be Vietnamese.

        Or a girl.
        Originally posted by Julianna Rose Official
        GetLazy is our next target it will be closed very shortly.

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        • ChemKneazle
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          Level 17 - Ghost Stopper
          • Jul 2007
          • 451

          #5
          Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

          I'm just like...WHY are these people in the video so gosh darned excited about it?!?! Their fake enthusiasm makes me nauseous. Also, i don't see how this product will EVER catch on in this fast-paced world. If people can't even stand to take the 15 seconds it takes to dry their hands under the air dryers in public bathrooms, how the hell are they gonna want to sit there to let their asses get air-dried.

          And I'm sorry but...unless that water's being shot out at around a thousand psi, it'll NEVER be able to take the place of toilet paper's cleaning abilities.
          "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only believes in the element of surprise."

          Originally posted by CJVercetti
          LazyTown90 (7:18:26 PM): This morning I had diariahaahahaa and I still went to school
          LazyTown90 (7:18:39 PM): that's when you laugh and shit at the same time btw

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          • Ultra Magnus
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            Level 29 - Villain Number One
            • May 2007
            • 2039

            #6
            Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

            Originally posted by ChemKneazle
            i don't see how this product will EVER catch on in this fast-paced world. If people can't even stand to take the 15 seconds it takes to dry their hands under the air dryers in public bathrooms, how the hell are they gonna want to sit there to let their asses get air-dried.
            You know, in that wiki page I linked to it says that as of 2004, more than half of the households in Japan have one of these.
            And Japan is a hell of a lot faster-paced than the west.

            In fact, they have a dedicated word for "death from overworking" because it's so common.

            Originally posted by ChemKneazle
            And I'm sorry but...unless that water's being shot out at around a thousand psi, it'll NEVER be able to take the place of toilet paper's cleaning abilities.
            Bidets have been used in western Europe for centuries.
            They seem to like them.
            Originally posted by Julianna Rose Official
            GetLazy is our next target it will be closed very shortly.

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            • ooozmin
              Former moderator
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              Level 29 - Villain Number One
              • May 2007
              • 2441

              #7
              Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

              Nice, I've seen these A LOT when I travel out and about
              Get Lazy's #1 fugitive!

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              • nindanjoe
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                Level 27 - Little Pink Poster
                • Apr 2007
                • 1497

                #8
                Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

                lol, I heard about these in Japan a few years ago. Strange. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
                *Thanks to Ultra Magnus for Nindanjoe.sigpic

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                • Sir Finkus
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                  Level 19 - Secret Friend
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 574

                  #9
                  Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

                  Actually, I'm pretty sure these are quite common in Europe.

                  Black toilet paper is better though http://www.renovaonline.net/black/index ... 273.759757

                  it's
                  just right for your sensual needs...
                  WWJD
                  What Would Julianna Do (if she read your post)

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                  • Sir Finkus
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                    Level 19 - Secret Friend
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 574

                    #10
                    Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

                    Red

                    The power .of RED is the power of emotion. It is what gives us our Vitality and Passion
                    WWJD
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                    • LoveTHYconan
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                      Level 13 - Purple Panther
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 281

                      #11
                      Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

                      i like the "how ya doin'?" guy. he's like an older chris hansen.
                      youtube.com/LTCVIDEOS

                      lovethyconan.deviantart.com

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                      • Zafa
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                        Level 28 - Friend For Life
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 1659

                        #12
                        Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

                        This sure raised the WTF meter

                        Rockband is awesome!

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                        • Sir Finkus
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                          • Apr 2007
                          • 574

                          #13
                          Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

                          Originally posted by LoveTHYconan
                          i like the "how ya doin'?" guy. he's like an older chris hansen.
                          umm, what?
                          WWJD
                          What Would Julianna Do (if she read your post)

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                          • Vespasian
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                            Level 27 - Little Pink Poster
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 1242

                            #14
                            Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

                            An ass-washing, self-heating, self-cleaning toilet? Powered by a remote control? Hell yeah.

                            How awesome is the one that actually senses you walking up to it and opens itself?


                            Also, they've had the ass-washing feature around for years, I have something equipped for that very function in my house.

                            I've never used it though :)

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                            • LTgirl
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                              Level 18 - Wizard Of GetLazy
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 521

                              #15
                              Re: The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

                              pulsating????

                              BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
                              Some dreams do come true.

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