The Washlet: Creepiest Product on the Market

[ChemKneazle]

K, so, does anybody else find this as incredibly disturbing as I do?

http://www.cleanishappy.com/

[infractus]

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that's just bloody disturbing

[Ultra Magnus]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

[Ultra Magnus]

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I'd rather use the money to hire a young Vietnamese girl to lie on her back and stick her tongue out.

I'm joking, of course.

They don't have to be Vietnamese.

Or a girl.

[ChemKneazle]

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I'm just like...WHY are these people in the video so gosh darned excited about it?!?! Their fake enthusiasm makes me nauseous. Also, i don't see how this product will EVER catch on in this fast-paced world. If people can't even stand to take the 15 seconds it takes to dry their hands under the air dryers in public bathrooms, how the hell are they gonna want to sit there to let their asses get air-dried.

And I'm sorry but...unless that water's being shot out at around a thousand psi, it'll NEVER be able to take the place of toilet paper's cleaning abilities.

[Ultra Magnus]

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i don't see how this product will EVER catch on in this fast-paced world. If people can't even stand to take the 15 seconds it takes to dry their hands under the air dryers in public bathrooms, how the hell are they gonna want to sit there to let their asses get air-dried.

You know, in that wiki page I linked to it says that as of 2004, more than half of the households in Japan have one of these.
And Japan is a hell of a lot faster-paced than the west.

In fact, they have a dedicated word for "death from overworking" because it's so common.

And I'm sorry but...unless that water's being shot out at around a thousand psi, it'll NEVER be able to take the place of toilet paper's cleaning abilities.

Bidets have been used in western Europe for centuries.
They seem to like them.

[ooozmin]

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Nice, I've seen these A LOT when I travel out and about

[nindanjoe]

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lol, I heard about these in Japan a few years ago. Strange. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

[Sir Finkus]

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Actually, I'm pretty sure these are quite common in Europe.

Black toilet paper is better though http://www.renovaonline.net/black/index ... 273.759757

it's

just right for your sensual needs...

[Sir Finkus]

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[LoveTHYconan]

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i like the "how ya doin'?" guy. he's like an older chris hansen.

[Zafa]

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This sure raised the WTF meter

[Sir Finkus]

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i like the "how ya doin'?" guy. he's like an older chris hansen.

umm, what?

[Vespasian]

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An ass-washing, self-heating, self-cleaning toilet? Powered by a remote control? Hell yeah.

How awesome is the one that actually senses you walking up to it and opens itself?


Also, they've had the ass-washing feature around for years, I have something equipped for that very function in my house.

I've never used it though :)

[LTgirl]

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