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Re: Merry Christmass
I think everyone got it all wrong. I think that he's an elf like he's supposed to be.
And he's actually a ninja. You think some big fat guy can travel the world in one night and slip into peoples houses undetected to leave them gifts? Nope. That's a ninja right there.
The only reason that we have the modern interpretation of Santa Claus like the way he is, is because only one person has ever actually seen him and it was out of the corner of his eye.
- He atleast got the color coordination right, I'll give him that. He is indeed red and white.
- The big white beard is actually a white ninja mask. Easily mistaken.
- He isn't fat. He is very thin and agile as elves and ninjas usually are. He was misinterpreted as fat because the motion blur that Santa creates makes him look wider than he actually is.
- I don't know where people got the reindeer from. Ninjas can fly all by themselves.
- The only part that is semi right about the reindeer is roudolph and his red nose. There is indeed a red light gleaming from the front of Santas flight. However, the red glow is actually Santas head catching flame from the atmospheric friction, as he moves very quickly through the air obviously. Good thing he is an ice elf or he might burn up.
Originally posted by PolarFox
And he's actually a ninja. You think some big fat guy can travel the world in one night and slip into peoples houses undetected to leave them gifts? Nope. That's a ninja right there.
The only reason that we have the modern interpretation of Santa Claus like the way he is, is because only one person has ever actually seen him and it was out of the corner of his eye.
- He atleast got the color coordination right, I'll give him that. He is indeed red and white.
- The big white beard is actually a white ninja mask. Easily mistaken.
- He isn't fat. He is very thin and agile as elves and ninjas usually are. He was misinterpreted as fat because the motion blur that Santa creates makes him look wider than he actually is.
- I don't know where people got the reindeer from. Ninjas can fly all by themselves.
- The only part that is semi right about the reindeer is roudolph and his red nose. There is indeed a red light gleaming from the front of Santas flight. However, the red glow is actually Santas head catching flame from the atmospheric friction, as he moves very quickly through the air obviously. Good thing he is an ice elf or he might burn up.
I don't know about any.
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