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  • pyrophilia
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    • Jan 2010
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    Words....Quotes...Whatever the F*** they are !!?!!

    I don't know many quotes but I know one racist joke about Japanese people.


    Why do Japanese people have squinty eyes?

    'Cos they're still squinting from the blast!
  • Rowan
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    #2
    Re: Quotes about...

    Originally posted by pyrophilia
    I don't know many quotes but I know one racist joke about Japanese people.


    Why do Japanese people have squinty eyes?

    'Cos they're still squinting from the blast!
    How do you blind an Asian? Put dental floss over their eyes... or perhaps it had more punchy phrasing than that, I'm not very good with jokes.

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    • PolarFox
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      • Sep 2009
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      #3
      Re: Quotes about...

      Another nationalism thread? :)

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      • Buzz
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        #4
        Re: Quotes about...

        Originally posted by PolarFox
        Another nationalism thread? :)
        stereotype thread...PF I have a goody for you: a Russian, a Italian and a Yugoslaw sitting in a car...guess who's driving?...the police!!...hrhrhr
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        • LazyTownWW
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          #5
          Re: Quotes about...

          Originally posted by Buzz
          Originally posted by PolarFox
          Another nationalism thread? :)
          stereotype thread...PF I have a goody for you: a Russian, a Italian and a Yugoslaw sitting in a car...guess who's driving?...the police!!...hrhrhr
          You should make it : a nigger, a gypsie and a jewish banker.
          Sportacus crystal

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          • Buzz
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            #6
            Re: Quotes about...

            Originally posted by LazyTownWW
            Originally posted by Buzz
            Originally posted by PolarFox
            Another nationalism thread? :)
            stereotype thread...PF I have a goody for you: a Russian, a Italian and a Yugoslaw sitting in a car...guess who's driving?...the police!!...hrhrhr
            You should make it : a nigger, a gypsie and a jewish banker.
            naww...too evil...better Stingy, Robbie and Pixel...
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            • LazyTownWW
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              #7
              Re: Quotes about...

              Originally posted by Buzz
              Originally posted by LazyTownWW
              Originally posted by Buzz
              Originally posted by PolarFox
              Another nationalism thread? :)
              stereotype thread...PF I have a goody for you: a Russian, a Italian and a Yugoslaw sitting in a car...guess who's driving?...the police!!...hrhrhr
              You should make it : a nigger, a gypsie and a jewish banker.
              naww...too evil...better Stingy, Robbie and Pixel...
              Stingy = jew / italian
              Pixel = nigger
              Robbie = ...gypsie? lol
              Sportacus crystal

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              • Buzz
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                #8
                Re: Quotes about...

                if an Russian fallen down from a tractor probably is near an reactor...hrhrhr
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                • Glanni's Girl
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                  • Jan 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Quotes about...

                  An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all went to The pub together. The Englishman spent £30, The Irishman spent £50 and The Scotsman spent a very pleasant evening indeed
                  Getur einhver annar verið Glanni ? það bara passar ekki
                  Stefan Karl Stefansson, það er enginn eins og þú!

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                  • LazyPooky
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                    • Oct 2007
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                    #10
                    Re: Quotes about...

                    We always make fun of the Belgians. Wait...is this a joke topic ?
                    Magnús: - I have fans of all ages and I don't think it's weird when older people like LazyTown. LazyTown appeals to people for many different reasons: dancing, acrobatics, etc.

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                    • PolarFox
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                      • Sep 2009
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                      #11
                      Re: Quotes about...

                      Haha jokes now!

                      Silly jokes about a cars And pubs

                      So what is this topic now?

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                      • StingX
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                        #12
                        Re: Quotes about...

                        I dunno, but SS's jokes are blowing all of yours out of the water.

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                        • Buzz
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                          #13
                          Re: Jokes/Quotes/Words/What ever the f*** they are !!!?!!...

                          Originally posted by SonicStephanie
                          here comes 2 stupid then :

                          if english generated from german...understand is unter-stehen in deutsch

                          easiest way to teach a Turk the German : Ich möchte eine Köfte (Köfte = meatball) (koephteh)
                          ok SS...this is for you:

                          where pay a German 100 € with rubber and a Turk 50 € without a rubber? ...Bungee-jumping!

                          turkish version of "wheel of fortune": " I buy an "Ü" ! bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing "I solve!!!"
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                          • Glanni's Girl
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                            #14
                            Re: Jokes/Quotes/Words/What ever the f*** they are !!!?!!...

                            Originally posted by Buzz
                            turkish version of "wheel of fortune": " I buy an "Ü" ! bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing "I solve!!!"
                            Please don't be offended, but I laughed SO hard! I'm still laughing! XD
                            Getur einhver annar verið Glanni ? það bara passar ekki
                            Stefan Karl Stefansson, það er enginn eins og þú!

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                            • Glanni's Girl
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                              #15
                              Re: Words....Quotes...Whatever the F*** they are !!?!!

                              The Englishman and The Scotsman each had a horse but they couldn't tell them apart. So The Englishman cut The tail off his horse and all went well for a while, but then The Scotsman's horse lost his tail in an accident so they were back where they started. Finally, they consulted The Irishman and he said 'You two are a right pair of fools. Anyone can see that The black horse is three inches taller than The white horse.'
                              Getur einhver annar verið Glanni ? það bara passar ekki
                              Stefan Karl Stefansson, það er enginn eins og þú!

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