Words....Quotes...Whatever the F*** they are !!?!!

[LazyPooky]

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This is so funny GG. What I wonder is, now we are on this subject, which country you make fun of. For example we as dutch people always joke about the stupid Belgians, and I see that the britsh do that with Scotish people and the americans with Canadians. But what about Germany, Turkey, Rumenia, Russia, Chile, Mexico and so on ? I really want to know.

[Glanni's Girl]

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This is so funny GG

Thanks And welcome back!

{I want my 800th post to be a joke}
A Swiss man, on holiday in Ireland, needed directions. He was standing outside a pub when he saw two youths walking by so he stops them and asks, 'Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?'
The two guys look at each other blankly and stare back at him.
'Excusez-moi, parlez vous Français?' He tries.
The two continue to stare.
'Parlare Italiano?' Still absolutely no response from the two guys.
'Hablan ustedes Espanol?' The Irish guys remain totally silent.
The Swiss guy walks off extremely disappointed and downhearted that he had not been understood. One of the guys turns to the second and says, 'Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language!'
'Why?' says the youth, 'That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good!'

[Lily_Kaelar]

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Why do Mexicans have tiny steering wheels?

So they can drive with handcuffs on.

What's a Mexican's favorite book store?

Borders.

Why do Mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?

So they have a place to keep their taco.

Did you hear about the tornado that destroyed one house and killed 3000 people? Yeah, they were all Mexicans.

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Please note that I am not at all racist. It's all in good fun! Feel free to make some white/Irish jokes. ;)

[LazyTownWW]

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This is so funny GG. What I wonder is, now we are on this subject, which country you make fun of. For example we as dutch people always joke about the stupid Belgians, and I see that the britsh do that with Scotish people and the americans with Canadians. But what about Germany, Turkey, Rumenia, Russia, Chile, Mexico and so on ? I really want to know.

Here in Romania, most of us don't like hungarians, gypsies, turks, and sometimes bulgarians and russians/ukrainians too much.
We have lots of jokes about hungarians and gypsies , and turk jokes are still very popular.
Oh, we also have jokes about jews, and also a few about arabs, germans and italians. And of course, A LOT of jokes about americans.

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A christian priest and a jewish rabbi are neighbours. One day they were both outside washing they'r cars. The priest wanted to help out his neighbour, and turned the water hose on the rabbi's car. The rabbi gives him the evil eye and goes inside his house.
Next morning, the priest finds the rabbi cutting the tiers on his car.
He says: "What in God's name are you doing to my wheels?!"
The rabbi replyes: "You baptised my car, so I'm circumcising yours!"

[PolarFox]

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So...
Our propaganda (mutated monster from soviet union, yes it's true!) makes this type of "enemy":
Jews yes, maybe the first place! Jokes about it translated to all lang-s
Americans - main phrase "They SOOOOO stupid!!" - so many Russians think same, sad but true. So we have many jokes near it
second - American crazy-nigger racism (Im too lazy to translate... and find any joke ) - and jokes about crazy laws. Just reading laws - it's fun! :)
Jokes about Russia/USSR vs USA - one country makes something AWESOME, second country - makes something funny (or vice versa).
Georgians,Azerbaijans etc (maybe 2nd place, dunno) - jokes about their stupidity, MUCH stupid than americans. There is fact, seriously, but also - it's tons of jokes of all kinds!
Britain - Britain scientists - main theme of jokes - because they are really crazy lol Just listen, or read their "great discovers" ;)
Ukrainians - stupid jokes about "lard" (its like national food), gas, or about hatred of Ukrainians to "Moscow-mans" ... do not want!
Germany - yes, just a little jokes about nazi or something like. That's all. No more :)
Turkey,Romania,Chile etc - I even don't heard about that. Sorry :)

Don't know, maybe later I'll add something.

[StingX]

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Also yes we don't like :
Americans (a.k.a Assholes)

Not too offended. You don't seem to like anyone except Turks.

[SportaKandy]

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[Buzz]

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Actually it's dangerous if you make jokes about Americans if you consider that this nation is a melting pot of peoples from different nations...In the worst case you makes jokes about your own nation...

[LazyPooky]

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I can remember I ever heard a joke here in my country about Americans, we have no bad feelings towards them I guess.
For me it's sowieso hard to remember jokes. Can't think of any belgium jokes right now...

[Buzz]

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Americans - main phrase "They SOOOOO stupid!!" - so many Russians think same, sad but true. So we have many jokes near it

I think the Russian jokes about Americans based on sheer envy and jealousy...Americans may not be so stupid when you consider that they are superior to you Russians economically and politically to this day...You Russians mourn the good old days and your fame is only based on old Soviet achievements in space and weapons technology or to the simple presence of natural resources...

[PolarFox]

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based on sheer envy and jealousy...

it's correct. +1

superior [...]economically and politically

LOL, wars against countries with oil (ah yes, we have oil too ), crYsis, billion-loans ,etc etc etc - yes it's superior, I see. +0
And about

the good old days

+2
total: +3, that a good score

But, as I said - it's propaganda. Maybe you don't have same f**kin' machine [now] and maybe you don't know hot it works.But I know. Peoples there mostly like a primitive zombies, with these propaganda jokes...

[Buzz]

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superior [...]economically and politically

LOL, wars against countries with oil (ah yes, we have oil too ), crYsis, billion-loans ,etc etc etc - yes it's superior, I see. +0

Alexey...you and your stereotypes...but maybe you have a point there...in other hand what's about your government make ware against your own ppl...mostly opposition members, journalists or chechens...I wonder what's worse...

[Buzz]

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Is a Dutchman actually homeless if he has to give his driver's license?

What is the difference between Jesus and a Dutchman? Jesus made water into wine - Dutchman make water into tomato!

sorry Pooky...I couldn't resist...

[Lily_Kaelar]

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A Turk, a Chinese and an American were in a ship...Ship sank because it was made in China later while they're walking...they got hungry so they ate a delicious meal because Turk brought "Döner"s in his bag....later they were trying to pass a lake...but they couldn't find a way so they sat down and wait...while waiting American made a joke and lake got frozen...and they passed the lake...

Also yes we don't like :
Americans (a.k.a Assholes)
Russians (a.k.a Natashas (bitches))
French (a.k.a Smellies that never takes a bath !!!)
Arabs (a.k.a Smelly bastards)
and for FINAL
English !!!!

Don't get the joke...

Also, I don't think I'm an asshole...PolarFox isn't a bitch, he's interesting...my best friend is part French...I know one or more arabs at school and one of them is mean but can't juudge them all based on the one so nvm...and English teenagers are mostly total jerks but they all have amazing sexy accents so I can never hate all of them... ><;

Plus some people here are British so I can't say they're mean or hate them. People here are generally pretty cool.

[PolarFox]

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Also, I don't think I'm an asshole...

LOL that was fun phrase

SS talk about - what his nation think about foreign. I guess... :)