Did you hear the one about the two russian tourists?

[boredjedi]

Two Russian tourists were vacationing in Zakopane, Poland when they decided to visit Tatra National Park located in Tatra Mountains. Only they got into the park without buying tickets.

Suddenly, they saw a bear coming towards them but thought it was an employee of the Park, dressed in a bear costume, who was going to charge them for entering without paying.

Supposedly, they wanted to “punch him just once so he would keep quite” as the two later told the Tatra Park management. But when employees, alerted by other tourists, came to the spot where the event took place, they found the Russians covered in blood and the bear unconscious.

The bear named Samson got nine stitches on the head and was taken to Krakow’s Zoo, Poland, for treatment. The Russians were sentenced to pay for Samson’s treatment and are going to be sued according to Polish laws regarding nature preservation.

[Broxxx1138]

Re: Did you hear the one about the two russian tourists?

What a grizzly story. must of caused some un-bear-able pain. Our bears in america just steal picnic baskets, especially at jellystone park.

[Buzz]

Re: Did you hear the one about the two russian tourists?

lol...I just saw a documentary in the tv and say said the meat of bears is inedible...I never ate some so I can't confirm it ;)

[Broxxx1138]

Did you hear the one about the two russian tourists?

Yes bear meat is edible, I used to hunt up north in tahoe and make game sticks, steaks, all sorts of cuts from brown bear. I know certain bears are protected from being used as game.

[Glanni's Girl]

Re: Did you hear the one about the two russian tourists?

must of caused some un-bear-able pain.

[SportaKandy]

Re: Did you hear the one about the two russian tourists?

Bear meat must be edible cuz otherwise how could the indians where those bear skin getups. They have to use every part of their game.

[Broxxx1138]

Re: Did you hear the one about the two russian tourists?

Its texture is similiar to pork, but needs heavy seasoning to quell the gamey taste, otherwise its ok.