I think I was approached by an fbi agent for make sexy time

[M_B]

Maybe it was Dane Cook. I'm Dane Cook btw.

That can't be true, he's not obviously Christian.



thanks god

I'm Just saying ----- I'm Dane Cook ------------btw.


what does Christianity have to do with it.

Much of his stand-up. That's what.

[Vespasian]

Maybe this approached you?

[Sir Finkus]

Reverend because he's a monk

[Mosheddy]

Serves you right for playing guild wars tbh. Although do I think you're onto something here. If a slimey disgusting FBI agent was to go prowling for innocent pedos online, he won't want to pay for an online game to do it. ;)

[CarbonXe]

You should have followed the rules of the internet. All women are men, and all children are FBI agents.

[Mosheddy]

You should have followed the rules of the internet. All women are men, and all children are FBI agents.

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good lord, edgar!

[ChemKneazle]

Reverend because he's a monk

If he's a monk, wouldn't it be Father Sportacus?

LoL...Father Sportacus...*Snort*

Me: Forgive me, Father Sportacus, for I have sinned. It's been 3 weeks since my last confession.
Father Sportacus: Go on.
Me: Yesterday...I ate...three candy bars, seven lollipops, drank a ton of soda, and I didn't get out of bed once!
Father Sportacus: Oh my, well, say 57 "Hail Mayors," eat seven sportscandies, and repeat the Bing Bang dance until you feel cleansed of this sin. Bless you, my child, and may you avoid Robbie Rotten's temptations. Amen.

[CmdrLuke]

ChemKneazle, that post was made of win.

[ChemKneazle]

"Hail Mayors"

ChemKneazle, that post was made of win.

Thanks, guys! 'Twas a product of one obscenely boring day at work, posted whilst the boss was eating his lunch and not paying attention.

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