Be carefull what you wish for

[Ponycat]

I wish to become a succesful artist, selling graphic novels and working for a cool animation/movie/video game company.

You would be so successful that the US government force you to write propaganda comics to try and subvert the minds of teenagers.

I wish I had an airship like Sportacus's.

[Ultra Magnus]

I wish I had an airship like Sportacus's.

Then you'd almost crash it into the City Hall once a month.

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

[Vespasian]

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

The turkey is poisoned. Now that wasn't wierd at all, it was perfectly rational.


I wish to have skills and talents comparable only to those of Sportacus.

[Howard the Duck]

YOU CAN'T JUST WISH FOR THINGS, GUYS.
YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THEM.

[Ultra Magnus]

I wish to become a succesful artist, selling graphic novels and working for a cool animation/movie/video game company.

You would be so successful that the US government force you to write propaganda comics to try and subvert the minds of teenagers.

You're an idiot.

SuperDickery.com has a huge gallery devoted to propaganda comics.

[ooozmin]

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

The turkey is poisoned. Now that wasn't wierd at all, it was perfectly rational.


I wish to have skills and talents comparable only to those of Sportacus.

Robbie Rotten would have his day and you would get banished from LazyTown FOREVAR!!!!


I wish I was Pixel

[CmdrLuke]

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

The turkey is poisoned. Now that wasn't wierd at all, it was perfectly rational.


I wish to have skills and talents comparable only to those of Sportacus.

Robbie Rotten would have his day and you would get banished from LazyTown FOREVAR!!!!


I wish I was Pixel

Your house is struck by lightning, and your computers malfunction causing your house to asplode.
I wish I had a lair like Robbie's, with disguises included.

[ooozmin]

The city would do major construction and trash the billboard and build a mall parking lot over your entrance/exit and you wouldget stuck in there and die.



I wish I had unlimited $$$

[nindanjoe]

The city would do major construction and trash the billboard and build a mall parking lot over your entrance/exit and you wouldget stuck in there and die.



I wish I had unlimited $$$

People would start asking you for money, eventually leading to a scene like in your avatar.

I wish I were an immortal with zombie powers. So if someone chops my head off, I can just re-attach it.

[ooozmin]

The zombie power would eventually take over you whole body and you would enter a state of negative IQ. Then a group of smart asses would set up a trap (IT'S A TRAP) and trap you in there...for how long? FOR EVAR *echo**echo**echo**echo**echo*


I wish everybody could just get along

[ChemKneazle]

But then things would be so extremely awkward - you know, like, when you've just been fighting with someone and you both make up and they do something else to get on your nerves but you're trying to keep the peace when really you just want to punch them and wish you never made up in the first place?

I wish I had Robbie's fluffy orange recliner and some packing peanuts in a big red bowl to eat...like he does.

[Edgar]

SportaEadgar forgot to mess up CJ's wish, so I will
And to Eadgar

Eadgar????

it's Edgar

[CmdrLuke]

Sorry Edgar.

But then things would be so extremely awkward - you know, like, when you've just been fighting with someone and you both make up and they do something else to get on your nerves but you're trying to keep the peace when really you just want to punch them and wish you never made up in the first place?

I wish I had Robbie's fluffy orange recliner and some packing peanuts in a big red bowl to eat...like he does.

I wish Lazytown was geared towards adults.

[kelly]

Sorry Edgar.

But then things would be so extremely awkward - you know, like, when you've just been fighting with someone and you both make up and they do something else to get on your nerves but you're trying to keep the peace when really you just want to punch them and wish you never made up in the first place?

I wish I had Robbie's fluffy orange recliner and some packing peanuts in a big red bowl to eat...like he does.

I wish Lazytown was geared towards adults.

The character of Stephanie is sent home at the end of the second season dues to Juli losing her baby-faced cuteness, the SportaRobbie love/hate 'subtext' is so thick it could be cut with a knife (and both characters have comically limp wrists), the main plot is the Mayor's continually thwarted hook-up with Bessie and Stephanie's other friends get next to no screen time even before she's sent home.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

[Sir Finkus]

I wish my head didn't hurt.

You realize you could have just cured the headache with aspirin, and should have used the wish on something more worthwhile like world peace.

So now I'm gonna make you all feel like selfish assholes and wish for world peace.