Be carefull what you wish for

[ChemKneazle]

Then all superheroes and even slightly-above-average heroes would be out of work. Poor Sportabroke = (

I wish Robbie Rotten would find a kitten and name it Sportakitty and dress it up in a little Sportakitty disguise and try to somehow use it against Sportacus but fail miserably.

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(P.S. LOL like 5 million times @ CmdrLuke's gif answer to my last wish. Perfectly executed, sir!)

[ooozmin]

Animals right activists (****ing PETA) would say that Sportacus is abusing the kitty and then he would get banished.


I will there was no lag on teh interaweb

[CmdrLuke]

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(P.S. LOL like 5 million times @ CmdrLuke's gif answer to my last wish. Perfectly executed, sir!)

:) Thanks, but credit goes to kallikak for making the gif.

[Ponycat]

I will there was no lag on teh interaweb

You would never have a change to get up and go to the toilet, and would eventually explode.

I wish I could watch Lazytwon at work.

[ForGreatJustin]

Then you would never get anything done and get fired. Your parents would disown you and you would have to live on the street sining Lazytown songs to make enough money to eat dry Ramen Noddles.

I wish I did not take the time to write that out.

[moomoo]

You'd wish you had SOME spare time again.

I wish I had more harddrive storage space.

[ForGreatJustin]

Then you would download more porn and then take up all your other space and put yourself in a circle of new porn and more space.

I wish that my second monitor was not a 19" and it was a 20" like my primary.

[LoveTHYconan]

the SportaRobbie love/hate 'subtext' is so thick it could be cut with a knife (and both characters have comically limp wrists)

LOL! how is this a bad thing? that would like my all time favorite show.

I wish that my second monitor was not a 19" and it was a 20" like my primary.

but wanting is better than having. and with that extra inch, your life would in effect become meaningless, because there would be nothing left to desire.

i wish i could get some decent sleeps.

[ForGreatJustin]

If you slept well you would not be able to talk to me at this early in the morning lol.

I wish I had a better wish.

[Mosheddy]

genies dont exist, sorry justin =(

i wish i got a job

[kelly]

the SportaRobbie love/hate 'subtext' is so thick it could be cut with a knife (and both characters have comically limp wrists)

LOL! how is this a bad thing? that would like my all time favorite show.

Well, If you'd wished it was for adults, Sportacus would have a (female) babe-of-the-week, and Sportacus and Robbie would never be in the same shot. It's about tailoring to the audience, though the parenthetical comment about the comically limp wrists was to make it distasteful to me.

I wish I had a better wish.

You just wasted your wish wishing for a better wish. You now know exactly what you want and how to prevent it going wrong, but you no longer have a wish to wish for it with.


I wish I had some aspirin (or paracetamol/acetaminophen, ibuprofen, whatever).

[ChemKneazle]

I wish I had some aspirin (or paracetamol/acetaminophen, ibuprofen, whatever).

But then if you had it, you'd probably take it and we all know that ibuprofen and acetaminophen are now the #1 cause of hepatofractosis (more commonly known as 'liver fracture') in humans. I know this to be true because I saw it on Wikipedia, the most infallible source EVER! (Even more than WebMD!)



I wish my thesis would write itself.

[ForGreatJustin]

If that happened then you would forget that you even had the class and sleep in the next day forgetting that it was due.

I Wish all my plans did not get canceled right before I do them.

[Vespasian]

I wish I didn't have to wash dishes.

You'd have dirty dishes.


I wish the Harry Potter series would never end. ;)

[ChemKneazle]

I wish the Harry Potter series would never end. ;)

ME TOO ALSO AS WELL!!! But then we'd be so pissed when we died and it was still going on.

You know what...that just made me think of something! I bet there have been some really old people out there that got into the HP series that were SO old they were like "Aww hell, I'll be dead before this is over!" Man that would suck!

/end side-tracked thoughts


I wish I didn't have to pee ever again!