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  • ForGreatJustin
    Former Moderator
    SPECIAL MEMBER
    Level 28 - Friend For Life
    • Apr 2007
    • 1877

    Total n00b pwnage

    Okay, the gamers know what Steam is all about.

    This one kid tried to jack this one guys account info and they guy knew what was going on a super p00ned him.

    Now enjoy the read.

    Thomas = n00b
    Max = my hero.


    Thomas says:
    good evening
    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    hi


    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    What's ip?

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    up?

    Thomas says:
    my name is Thomas a member of the valve online Support team

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    On steam chat?

    Thomas says:
    yes

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Why?

    Thomas says:
    we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    My information?

    Thomas says:
    we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    No.

    Thomas says:
    hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Well...

    Thomas says:
    if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Well

    Thomas says:
    dont worry this connect it secure

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    (yeah right...) Can I be honest with you, Thomas ?

    Thomas says:
    k

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Look, I don't know how you go this steam account name, don't really care, either.

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

    Thomas says:
    huh?

    Thomas says:
    bs

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Trace it.

    Thomas says:
    how

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

    Thomas says:
    oh k

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN, steam chat, or anything but email. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

    Thomas says:
    why?

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Have you read the ToS?

    Thomas says:
    Tod?

    Thomas says:
    tos

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    terms of service

    Thomas says:
    were?

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Thomas , this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You will lose your account.

    Thomas says:
    why

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    I just told you why

    Thomas says:


    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

    Thomas says:
    k

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

    Thomas says:
    xxxxx xxxxxxx

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Is this you?

    Thomas says:
    ya

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Are you the only user of this account?

    Thomas says:
    ya

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Okay, and what is the username

    Thomas says:
    xxxxxxxx

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Okay.

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

    Thomas says:
    some. dude

    Thomas says:
    m

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Do you always log on from the same IP?

    Thomas says:
    ya

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

    Thomas says:
    xxxxxxx

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

    Thomas says:
    am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    What is your city of residence?

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

    Thomas says:
    xxxxxx

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Illinios?

    Thomas says:
    yes

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

    Thomas says:
    xxxxxxx

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

    Thomas says:
    why

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    So I can update your account.

    Thomas says:
    can I play 2 nite

    Thomas says:
    clan fight

    Thomas says:
    wont win without me heh

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

    Thomas says:
    ya

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Okay. Give me just a moment.

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Try to log in now.

    Thomas says:
    k

    Thomas says:
    It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Thomas

    Thomas says:
    did u ban me?HuhHuhHuh?>WHY

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Thomas

    Thomas says:
    what

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Valve will never ask for your username and password.

    Thomas says:
    what?Huh

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

    Thomas says:
    omg dude wtf why?

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Why were you trying to steal my account?

    Thomas says:
    i wanst

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Then why were you asking for my information?

    Thomas says:
    i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
    my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Thomas

    Thomas says:
    dude pleas

    Thomas says:
    what

    [9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
    Go mow some yards, bitch. I’m taking this info to valve and I’ll assume they’ll deal with you. Oh and enjoy the permanent bans from our servers as well....oh wait, you can’t use steam anyways lol
  • Stevilito
    SPECIAL MEMBER
    Level 21 - Poster By The Book
    • Apr 2007
    • 665

    #2
    LMAO he just got pwned

    he actually told himaswell that they shouldt ask for ya stuff even before he did lol


    Gimmie My Paper Bitch

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    • ForGreatJustin
      Former Moderator
      SPECIAL MEMBER
      Level 28 - Friend For Life
      • Apr 2007
      • 1877

      #3
      I know, its just total retard magic.

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      • Victoria
        Owner of GetLazy
        SPECIAL MEMBER
        Level 28 - Friend For Life
        • Apr 2007
        • 1922

        #4
        Oh, god.

        We've gone from posting MySpace bulletins to posting conversations that are years old.

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        • ForGreatJustin
          Former Moderator
          SPECIAL MEMBER
          Level 28 - Friend For Life
          • Apr 2007
          • 1877

          #5
          Originally posted by Xizer
          Oh, god.

          We've gone from posting MySpace bulletins to posting conversations that are years old.
          uhh try 3 weeks old lol.

          Check Crysis-online thats were the guy posted it.

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          • Victoria
            Owner of GetLazy
            SPECIAL MEMBER
            Level 28 - Friend For Life
            • Apr 2007
            • 1922

            #6
            ...

            This story has been circulating for years.

            It's not even that funny.

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            • ForGreatJustin
              Former Moderator
              SPECIAL MEMBER
              Level 28 - Friend For Life
              • Apr 2007
              • 1877

              #7
              I will believe you when you show me proof, now stfu.

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              • Sir Finkus
                SPECIAL MEMBER
                Level 19 - Secret Friend
                • Apr 2007
                • 574

                #8
                I saw this 6 months ago. It is pretty old.
                WWJD
                What Would Julianna Do (if she read your post)

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                • ForGreatJustin
                  Former Moderator
                  SPECIAL MEMBER
                  Level 28 - Friend For Life
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 1877

                  #9
                  Well then lol, don't go to crysis-online if you don't wanna talk to a lier.

                  Its new to me but whatever.

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                  • moomoo
                    Trixie's ToyBoy
                    SPECIAL MEMBER
                    Level 27 - Little Pink Poster
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 1319

                    #10
                    Yeah, same here. Read it months ago, but I don't remember where.
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