Total n00b pwnage

[ForGreatJustin]

Okay, the gamers know what Steam is all about.

This one kid tried to jack this one guys account info and they guy knew what was going on a super p00ned him.

Now enjoy the read.

Thomas = n00b
Max = my hero.


Thomas says:
good evening
[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
hi


[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
What's ip?

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
up?

Thomas says:
my name is Thomas a member of the valve online Support team

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
On steam chat?

Thomas says:
yes

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Why?

Thomas says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
My information?

Thomas says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
No.

Thomas says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Well...

Thomas says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Well

Thomas says:
dont worry this connect it secure

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
(yeah right...) Can I be honest with you, Thomas ?

Thomas says:
k

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Look, I don't know how you go this steam account name, don't really care, either.

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Thomas says:
huh?

Thomas says:
bs

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Trace it.

Thomas says:
how

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Thomas says:
oh k

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN, steam chat, or anything but email. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Thomas says:
why?

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Have you read the ToS?

Thomas says:
Tod?

Thomas says:
tos

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
terms of service

Thomas says:
were?

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Thomas , this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You will lose your account.

Thomas says:
why

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
I just told you why

Thomas says:


[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Thomas says:
k

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Thomas says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Is this you?

Thomas says:
ya

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Thomas says:
ya

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Okay, and what is the username

Thomas says:
xxxxxxxx

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Okay.

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Thomas says:
some. dude

Thomas says:
m

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Thomas says:
ya

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Thomas says:
xxxxxxx

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Thomas says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
What is your city of residence?

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Thomas says:
xxxxxx

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Illinios?

Thomas says:
yes

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Thomas says:
xxxxxxx

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Thomas says:
why

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
So I can update your account.

Thomas says:
can I play 2 nite

Thomas says:
clan fight

Thomas says:
wont win without me heh

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Thomas says:
ya

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Try to log in now.

Thomas says:
k

Thomas says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Thomas

Thomas says:
did u ban me?HuhHuhHuh?>WHY

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Thomas

Thomas says:
what

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Thomas says:
what?Huh

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Thomas says:
omg dude wtf why?

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Thomas says:
i wanst

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Thomas says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Thomas

Thomas says:
dude pleas

Thomas says:
what

[9th.R] PVT.Max Power says:
Go mow some yards, bitch. I’m taking this info to valve and I’ll assume they’ll deal with you. Oh and enjoy the permanent bans from our servers as well....oh wait, you can’t use steam anyways lol

[Stevilito]

LMAO he just got pwned

he actually told himaswell that they shouldt ask for ya stuff even before he did lol

[ForGreatJustin]

I know, its just total retard magic.

[Victoria]

Oh, god.

We've gone from posting MySpace bulletins to posting conversations that are years old.

[ForGreatJustin]

Oh, god.

We've gone from posting MySpace bulletins to posting conversations that are years old.

uhh try 3 weeks old lol.

Check Crysis-online thats were the guy posted it.

[Victoria]

...

This story has been circulating for years.

It's not even that funny.

[ForGreatJustin]

I will believe you when you show me proof, now stfu.

[Sir Finkus]

I saw this 6 months ago. It is pretty old.

[ForGreatJustin]

Well then lol, don't go to crysis-online if you don't wanna talk to a lier.

Its new to me but whatever.

[moomoo]

Yeah, same here. Read it months ago, but I don't remember where.