Internet Court - Something Awful v. Xizer

[nindanjoe]

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If you managed to get past page 11, you'll find that they start attacking me. Thanks nindanjoe, for letting them know I exist on their forums.

Sorry about that. I'm still naive about what happens on the internet it seems.

[Stevilito]

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**** there looking up on ya now LMAO what sad acts IT'S HAMMER TIME


i had a quick look last night at SA and i must say it didnt seem all that goo IMO, i looked at a funny pics thread and it wasnt all that funny, like 10% funny after 6 pages lolz :(


and i wouldnt have called it a current event sinche he married the grl when se was 16 and they have at least 1 kid so it must be a few years later so ya know


its just an unfair ban FOR NO REASON

LMAO CJ and Jim internet HEROES, i ahte you guys iw anna be a hero 2 lol

getlazy FTW

[Victoria]

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Jim Tindell has been permabanned from SA

Anyone else want to hop on the bandwagon? If you have an SA account, now's your chance. Post it here.

[CmdrLuke]

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I'm seriously considering leaving this forum, never watching LazyTown again, qnd forgetting everything about it. It has been nothing but trouble. :(

[Howard the Duck]

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Oh come on now. Don't let a handful of wannabe Internet police make you stop watching a TV show.

[Victoria]

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I'm seriously considering leaving this forum, never watching LazyTown again, qnd forgetting everything about it. It has been nothing but trouble. :(

Don't let the neckbeards win.

[ForGreatJustin]

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I'm not leaving and i hate drama.

Hell, nothings gonna stop me from liking the show.

[Stevilito]

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y8ah dont let these ****ers win, i wanna whatch LT more know lolz

[Zafa]

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I'm seriously considering leaving this forum, never watching LazyTown again, qnd forgetting everything about it. It has been nothing but trouble. :(

Don't let the neckbeards win.

Hey! neckbeards kick ass

[Ultra Magnus]

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Those twats are the ****ing dregs of humanity.

They strike me as the kind of doucheniks who were (or more probably still are) bullied in pre-school for looking as retarded as they actually seem to be, and their fragile egos therefore take every opportunity they can get to cling to a sense of superiority over anyone else, no matter how small, forced and unfounded that sense may be.

This "elite" are so quick to pass judgement on everyone, from furries, to cosplayers, to - god forbid - people who watch a childrens' TV show. Basically anyone who doesn't conform to the narrow mindset of the repressed masses.

Let's recap, shall we?
-If you watch kids' TV, you're a paedophile.
-If you have at any time in your life lied about your age, you're a paedophile, especially if it was to make yourself seem older.
-If you don't consider raping a 6-year-old and having sex with a consenting 16-year old EXACTLY THE SAME THING, you're a paedophile.
-If you possess the ability to differentiate between the age of a character and that of the actress portaying her, you're a paedophile.
(Hey, Kate Winslet played an old woman at the end of Titanic, therefore anyone who thinks she's attractive must go around raping geriatrics. It makes perfect sense!)
-If you are able to enjoy anything in a non-sexual way, you're a paedophile.
-If you have even the most basic grasp of irony and sarcasm, you're a paedophile.
-If you ever meet anyone from an internet group, you're a paedophile.
(At this point I'd like to point out that both b3ta.com and ChainofFlowers.com regularly have meets. They must both be full of paedos!)
-If you've ever played anything released by Sega or Nintendo, you must be a furry (the ultimate sin).
-Blah blah blah *foaming at the mouth* blah bling bling blah.

Rules to live by, they are.

Aaaanyway...
I notice that this site has picked up twenty-odd new members since this "event", so I would like to extend a welcoming "Baaaaa!" to all the mindless sheep from SA. I'm just sorry we couldn't be more scandalous for you.

I'm off to rape a puppet.

[Victoria]

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So if I want to have sex with 12 year olds that means I'm not a paedo? Awesome!

That means you're standing right at the borderline between pedo and ephebo.

[kelly]

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Is the NSW forum visible to guests? They might be joining to get at that. Heck, it gets mentioned enough that lurkers could know it's there anyway.

(Hey, Kate Winslet played an old woman at the end of Titanic, therefore anyone who thinks she's attractive must go around raping geriatrics. It makes perfect sense!)

Ah, no she didn't, old!Rose was played by Gloria Stuart. For goodness' sake, they have different colour eyes: Kate's are green, Gloria's are blue, and neither was wearing contacts for the movie despite a number of extreme close-ups of both women, including at least one transition that was basically the camera staring into Rose's eyes while we faded between Roses. /nitpicking.

I do agree with the rest of your post, though. The assumptions involved are outrageous.

[kelly]

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didnt the old broad win an award for her role in the movie?

Several. And nominated for a few more.

[kelly]

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She didn't win an Oscar. No other award counts.

but CJ she won the KFC award!!

*nice image Mosheddy

That's right, she got three pieces of original recipe, a box of popcorn chicken, a small fries, and a Mountain Dew.

[kelly]

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She didn't win an Oscar. No other award counts.

but CJ she won the KFC award!!

*nice image Mosheddy

That's right, she got three pieces of original recipe, a box of popcorn chicken, a small fries, and a Mountain Dew.

What are you talking about? You forgot the chicken pot pie.

Also they're extra crispy.

I don't recall ever coming across a 'chicken pot pie' in an Aussie KFC. I knew there was a chance the joke wouldn't translate entirely because of differing national menus, and I guess it didn't *sigh*.