Internet Court - Something Awful v. Xizer

[Ultra Magnus]

Re: Internet Court - Something Awful v. Xizer

(Hey, Kate Winslet played an old woman at the end of Titanic, therefore anyone who thinks she's attractive must go around raping geriatrics. It makes perfect sense!)

Ah, no she didn't, old!Rose was played by Gloria Stuart.... Stuff about it being really obvious to anyone who was paying the slightest bit of attention...

Whoops. Oh well.

I don't recall ever coming across a 'chicken pot pie'

Gather round, kiddies*, and I'll tell you the tale of why I can never go back to... wherever the hell they actually sell these...

* Hey look, I'm a paedo! Sweet!

[Ultra Magnus]

Re: Internet Court - Something Awful v. Xizer

Apparently the photoshopped pic of me was also of great amusement to Goon Nation.

That's right faggots, it was a shop, put your dicks away before you spoo on your Converse.

That was a shop?

Aww, man. :(

*puts dicks away*

[Zafa]

Re: Internet Court - Something Awful v. Xizer

Can we get back on the topic, that Xizer is a pedo please?

[nindanjoe]

Re: Internet Court - Something Awful v. Xizer

Can we get back on the topic, that Xizer is a pedo please?

You forgot that everyone is one as UltraMan pointed out. Yes, this Ultraman:

[img]http://img510.**********.us/img510/2599/ultramanmax02bni7.th.jpg[/img]

And the hand beam:
[img]http://img204.**********.us/img204/4430/ultramandw5.th.jpg[/img]

[Ultra Magnus]

Re: Internet Court - Something Awful v. Xizer

Ha, Ultraman!
Sweet.

And the hand beam:

Okay, I've never seen Ultraman with boobs like that before. :?